( VIDEO. 004 ) — un: 2cool

[glitterpants]

[ The feed clicks on and, well, to just cut straight to the chase, it shows two incredibly hot guys. No joke. We’re talking god levels of beauty here in your typical generic anime style, lounging by an indoor pool, their legs dipped into the water and towels around their necks. Was this Fr**! or something? It certainly seemed that way. The more you look at it, they looked like twins. Wait, wasn’t there like a set of.. twin.. triplet guys here who all looked the same? They were really average looking, though. Nothing like these buff, sexy new guys! The first one with red hair looks over at the feed: ]
Well, well. It’s nice to see all of you out there. I hope you’re enjoying your festival.

[the redhead winks, and there is the distinct sound of girls cooing in the background. Just where did these girls come from!? The other one with blue hair rakes his hand through his hair, leaning backwards as he also looks into the camera. ]
Heh, I know me and my dear brother here are enjoying the festival and we can only hope within our pure hearts that you are having an equally happy time. In fact, it is our sacred duty to ensure that everyone is having fun and being safe! [the redhead nods, turning his attention to his brother before looking at the camera again.]

That’s right, Karamatsu. [wait… that’s Karamatsu? Then, that must mean…] We will be in the entertainment district all week to give you our blessings. If you need us, for anything at all; missions, companionship, moral support, we’ll be happy to oblige.
[another wink. Someone stop him]

You’re right, Osomatsu-niisan. There are many wild things we can do to make your fantasies come true! Oh, did I mention we can destroy a meteor in the bat of a lash? Our powers are endless!

[Osomatsu laughs and rubs under his nose] See? We promise to do whatever it takes for you. So, don’t be shy, kittens. Come visit us, and make this flower festival an event to remember!
[ get another view of those wet, shirtless, sexy chests before the feed cuts out. ]
[ ooc; this is the result of a flower exchange where Karamatsu & Osomatsu are handsome versions of themselves! Feel free to be confused by their shenanigans and prepare for responses from both of us. ]

Comments

[glitterpants]

karamatsu girls and boys****
_{[ he's double-conceited now... ]}

[nyahilistic]

i really can't decide if that's better or worse but points for inclusion i guess

[glitterpants]

it's BETTER of course!!
heh i wouldn't want to leave anyone out on a piece of this.

i'm having trouble understanding why you won't join us, ichimachuuuu
_{[ oh wait.. is it just Osomatsu that does that? Not anymore. ]}

[nyahilistic]

i wasn't exactly saying the topic was up for debate

because i'm already enough of a liar without trying to win someone over looking like i belong in a harem anime
and don't call me that??

[glitterpants]

what's wrong with looking like a harem anime...

_{[ but before Ichimatsu can answer, he goes on: ]}
Ichimatsu, i've got muscles... so many muscles... you should check them out.

[nyahilistic]

definite pass. why the hell would i want to come check out my brother, that's a whole different kind of anime.

[glitterpants]

because even though we are siblings you must come and see my perfect muscles...
They are impeccable. Everyone who is anyone must come and touch them.. squeeze them.. envy my muscles as I used to envy those who are of this kind of physique. It is my turn to be on the other side.
_{[ ok weirdmatsu.. ]}

[nyahilistic]

i'm not touching or squeezing anything, especially not if its attached to you.

[glitterpants]

Heh... you're just avoiding me and my muscles because you are jealous...
It really takes nothing.. all you have to do is accept my flowers.

Come on.. don't you want to know what it feels like to not feel worthless?

[nyahilistic]

[R u d e.] my memory isn't that bad, and i can promise i felt no less worthless looking like i got pulled through a grape taffy puller.

[glitterpants]

Why do you always have to be so negative all of the time? Its something i'll never understand.

[nyahilistic]

same goes for you with positivity, i'm just a naturally pessimistic person i guess
and i think you got all the glittering optimism of the family

[glitterpants]

_{[ Well, he's kind of right. Karamatsu is more optimistic than pessimistic when it comes to most things. ]}
I suppose we balance everything out then!

_{[ you know how Ichimatsu is about balance. ]}
Without either of us, it just wouldn't be right. :)

[nyahilistic]

[HE'S SO ANNOYED THAT YOU CATERED TO HIS WEIRD OBSESSION WITH BALANCE, HOW VERY DARE.]

i mean i could probably name a lot of things that might be all right without my presence, your state of getting beaten up half our lives high on the list.
but they do say multiple births split off in twos.

[glitterpants]

_{[ LMFAO FUCKING GOOD. ]}
Ah.. could it be? You've been feeling really awful about how you've treated me in the past, ichimatsu.
Please, do not worry about any of that. Let's put it behind us and be friends!
_{[ ok maybe it's cause he's extra glittery right now he's extra nice and extra passive? disgusting.. ]}

[nyahilistic]

[Fuck offffff.]

you've already made a huge deal of us being friends.
for some reason i will probably still feel vague degrees of guilt in waves
who the fuck knows why

[glitterpants]

It's a big deal! Do you know how many years ive desired your friendship with me? Ah a glorious gap has been filled now, forming a bridge, bringing us together as loyal brothers!!

I am too excited for words honestly.
_{[ He says, still talking and texting with full vigor. ]}

[nyahilistic]

[God, how embarrassing. He covers his face with his hands for a full minute, shaking his head. He had agreed to be better. It was good to be better. Character development, Ichimatsu. Allow yourself to have it.]

thats pathetic you know
i don't even mean that to be rude its legitimately pathetic

[glitterpants]

It isn't pathetic.. it's natural to want to be close with your family without any strife!
Don't you feel that way even if its just a little bit?

[nyahilistic]

when you phrase it as being too excited for words it's pathetic
because you shouldn't have to be that excited.
you're too excitable.
stop that.

[glitterpants]

who wouldn't be excitable though???
i've been waiting for this moment for years!

What was it that did you in? My charming personality? My talent? Maybe you're just feeling lonely.. i understand that feeling too!

[nyahilistic]

things you are doing currently: making me regret this decision to tolerate you