text: un: GRAVEMISTAKE
1. I'm not dead yet. So if you've planned on burying me already, cancel your plans.
2. Your recent nanomachine problem isn't my problem, sucks to be you if you've been infected with them. If you wake up tomorrow morning feeling and looking a little more like a corpse, then maybe I'll consider taking a look.
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But I thought you weren't dead yet.
[He's still attempting to make a joke at least]
What do I want? To stop feeling like death is sneaking up on me and to stop having a robot hovering to make sure I'm okay.
[Was that comment solely intended for Reaper or was it partially intended for the robot lion that kept checking on him? Hard to say]
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Do you talk to Genji at all? You both have the same shitty sense of humor, you'd get along like goddamn stars.[God you're both little sarcastic snots I hope you know that.]
Also, I'll tell you as someone who's very close and personal with 'Death', it doesn't really sneak. It comes up behind you with metal cans tied to its ankles, clattering along before it drop-kicks you down a set of stairs, most times.no subject
You know that's a much better description than sneaking up. I'll have to remember that. I do feel like I was kicked down the stairs already.