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[realists]

[ simple text, straightforward and easy: ]

What are the birthday traditions on your home planets?

[ jyn hasn't celebrated a birthday in something like... fifteen years so to say she's out of practice would be a gross understatement. she tells herself this is cultural anthropology, her mother would be proud. TIME TO LEARN, time to attempt to live like a normal human being... ]

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[sentiences]

I usually try to do that verbally. If I acted out any other way, I'd be retired.

[realists]

Can't be fired if you haven't got a job.

[ jyn erso: the definition of yolo ]

[sentiences]

I am literally my job.

[realists]

Yeah, so's my mate. He also prefers verbal assault.

[sentiences]

Your mate?

[realists]

Not like

Ew.

My friend. He's called K2.

[sentiences]

[ Dorian brightens. ]

An android?

[realists]

A droid. This huge, persnickety, incredibly rude and grumpy droid.

[sentiences]

[ !!! ]

I heard about that. Not that one in particular, but a universe having droids and other robots. Except they don't look human.