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[supersweet]

psa: no one is allowed to tell me off for wandering alone in riverview because you guys are all the worst kids ever when you get tiny.

you also all have like zero self-preservation instincts. ZERO.

also if you're a tiny kid and you don't want adults in your business, I'm happy to help out.

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[supersweet]

Did she laugh at you or with you though? And I did it pretty much upon meeting her too.

[bestrobin]

Does it matter?

She isn't a good judge of humor.

[supersweet]

Says you? Are you a good judge of humour?

[bestrobin]

Of course I am.

( He's not. )

[supersweet]

Prove it.

[bestrobin]

How do you expect me to do that, Jon?

[supersweet]

Make a joke. Make me laugh.

[bestrobin]

“I’m sorry” and “I apologize” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

[supersweet]

Did you internet that?

[bestrobin]

No.

( He heard one of the other Robins say it once upon a time. )

[supersweet]

Huh. I guess it is kind of funny.

[bestrobin]

​I'm funny.

[supersweet]

You keep telling yourself that.

[bestrobin]

I will.

[supersweet]

Why do you even care if you're funny or not anyway? Aren't you guys above that as bat-people?

[bestrobin]

​We aren't bat-people.

( He doesn't have answer to why he cares besides he has to be good at everything. )

[supersweet]

I like how that's the part you took issue with.

[bestrobin]

Because we aren't Bat-People.

( That's like calling Goliath a Man-Bat. It's rude. )

[supersweet]

Well you guys certainly aren't normal people.

[bestrobin]

Neither is your family.

( Careful, Jon. )

[supersweet]

Yeah, but that's cause we're born different. Aliens and stuff. But we still do normal things like baseball or movies.

[bestrobin]

​So was I.

And my father only socializes when he has to. The same as the rest of us.​

( Some people have to work at being heroes, Jon. )

[supersweet]

Do you guys ever do bonding activities?

[bestrobin]

( Bonding... activities...? )

We patrol.

And father makes me eat dinner with him sometimes.

[supersweet]

Only sometimes?

[ That is hard to believe. ]

Why not all the time?