text: un: GRAVEMISTAKE

[hellshot]



1. I'm not dead yet. So if you've planned on burying me already, cancel your plans.

2. Your recent nanomachine problem isn't my problem, sucks to be you if you've been infected with them. If you wake up tomorrow morning feeling and looking a little more like a corpse, then maybe I'll consider taking a look.

Comments

[nyahilistic]

you sound fake

[That is the absolute weakest comeback ever, Ichimatsu.]

in my defense i had shit of his he wanted
like the mask he wears all the time because people don't like looking at people's faces rotting off
go figure

also congratulations you've renewed my interest in murdering my brother
hope you actually took my advice and decided you loved him and had a hideous blue honeymoon
he isn't long for this world

[bottombitch]

don't be like that
after all you only have yourself to blame
I just put a few things together mostly based on your own actions

tbh I don't think karamatsu gets it

I mean
who carries someone's mask around this long

[ Aoba says, knowing full well whose knitted hat he's still got in a drawer. ]

[nyahilistic]

it's my default setting
i've recently decided to tolerate him and now you've ruined it
what do you have to say for yourself

he doesn't get much of anything

probably someone who is left with it and decides it's best not to get rid of someone else's belongings
but i see you're still making assumptions like you know me, regardless

[Reaper having been his soulmate or otherwise, Aoba's continued assumptions are not received well.]

it's my turn to embarrass the shitty kitty

[glitterpants]

It is rather cute you did hang onto it if i can interject... returning someone's belonging is very kind.. but also it makes me think you kept it safe because you were hoping he would come back.

Ichimatsu i'm so proud of you. :)

SCREECH

[nyahilistic]

what the fuck is with you people like if someone leaves you something are you just gonna throw it away isn't that kinda rude
and hoping, sure
not exactly believing, hence why i'm mad as hell you and osomatsu were right about that but hey
one of us has to be a realist and it's sure as hell not gonna be you

yeah yeah okay enough already 🐾

[bottombitch]

[ Aoba agrees completely. If he doesn't want people coming to these kinds of conclusions about him, he should guard his actions more carefully fufu~ ]


it's so touching and cute
i didn't expect it but it turns out
ichimatsu is the best friend a ghost could ask for
i'm so happy for you both ♥

[nyahilistic]

i will make good on my vague threat to punch you from the other day so help me

[He's only kind of mad, really. Stop teasing the tsundere he might explode.]

[bottombitch]

idk man
from the sounds of it
your punch game is real weak
the way reaper described it
it was like you were just batting at a piece of string

c u t e

[nyahilistic]

do us both a favor and fuck off a little

[bottombitch]

[ NAAAAAH ]

did you aggressively headbutt him
be honest

[glitterpants]

_{[ oh god he's seen this a million times.. but also ???? he feels the need to interject here too.. ]}
Ah ichimatsu.. dont be rude.
We are just giving you a hard time.. it isnt everyday you have a friend that i can tease you about. I promise i wont give you *too* much trouble about it.. hah.

_{[ and then: ]}
Aoba-kun.. i'm not sure how familiar you are with ichimatsu but it takes a good decade or two to tease him like that. It is worth the wait though! Ichimatsu is warm and kind once you get to know him.
_{[ He's seen Ichimatsu act otherwise so many times and he wishes Ichimatsu could show that side to people more easily. ]}

[nyahilistic]

if i don't put up with this shit from you guys what makes you think i'm gonna put up with it from someone who won't take the hint to back off no matter how many times i leave it