( skye just gives him a Look. like, son, where were you born and what life have you led that earthquake powers makes you think of weight loss fat wraps? do you need an adult? are you okay??? )

I honestly have no idea — well, I mean, I don't have super great control of it yet. It's still new to me, so trying it out on people's bodies hasn't been... totally high priority yet.

( there's a beat. )

You're way too damn skinny to need a weight-loss shake, Spider Dude.

( and then, now that she's actually, you know, seen his face. )

Okay, look, I can't just keep calling you variations on spider shit, you have to have an actual name I can program into my phone.