A—Ah, but you misunderstand. Without the competition, they would just see moi. And see how wonderful I have-! Open access to ask me out without being forward in person, but I suppose.. those who are too shy may just be allowed to silently like my photos from afar.

Those.. they are mysterious mistresses, ah! The most dangerous type, the ones that catch my eye. They are hard to discover with the naked eye, but behind the computer screen-- it is more comfortable to pine after another, non?