[ text | un: jkent ]

[supersweet]

psa: no one is allowed to tell me off for wandering alone in riverview because you guys are all the worst kids ever when you get tiny.

you also all have like zero self-preservation instincts. ZERO.

also if you're a tiny kid and you don't want adults in your business, I'm happy to help out.

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[stalkingandplotting]

*Jon* Who are you inviting into trouble?

{Sorry, kid. Tim is not deaged.}

video » @LOKIOFASGARD

[lieborn]

Jon.

[supersweet]

I'm not inviting anyone. It just makes more sense for me to be there. I mean, my powers work most of the time.

[supersweet]

[ Jon stares. ]

Loki? What happened to your hair?

[lieborn]

I'm wearing a hood, stupid, I still have hair. What are you doing, rallying the diminutive forces?

[ It may actually work. ]

[supersweet]

Why are you wearing a hood?

[ Seriously. It's not even a good hoodie. But Jon easily moves on with a shrug. ]

It makes sense, right? I mean, when you're small and everyone around you is bigger, you don't know who to trust.

[lieborn]

Because it's chic. [ STFU JON wow. ]

I trusted you before my voice unbroke, that didn't change. I will continue to do so unless we come to some sort of overly personal civil warring.

[supersweet]

[ Oh. His answering smile is a little shy but still bright. ]

Thanks. I don't think civil . . . whatever is gonna happen.

[lieborn]

[ Emotions, gross. ]

... At any rate, I've got this mess handled.

[supersweet]

[ Jon is skeptical of that. Especially since, well . . . none of the younger kids seem to have anything handled. ]

If you say so.

You're getting rid of the hood though, right? Did you get a bad haircut or something?

[lieborn]

Your faith in me is overwhelming, truly. And my hair is fine! This is what people wear on Asgard, Balder wore it until he was dead. Try and move past it.

[supersweet]

I have faith! . . . Okay, I kind of lost a little lately, but I've still got it!

[ Asgard must be where fashion goes to die. Jon doesn't usually care, but the hood is just weird. ]

I guess I don't get it. You had nice hair. It was all smooth and stuff.

[lieborn]

You are the strangest child.

[ A lock of his hair is tugged free by his temple. ]

Can you slow your roll, now?

[supersweet]

Slow my . . . roll?

[lieborn]

This is why I should be the leader of whatever army you're rounding up, I know all the memes. There is no skill more useful.

[supersweet]

Not every kid talks in memes and internet references, y'know.

[ Like. Good luck expecting Damian to know any. ]

[lieborn]

Well, I can't account for every boring soul out there.

[supersweet]

That's my point. They're all different and running scared.

Well, most of them I think.

Video - @chandra

[fistlogic]

*Much younger orange eyes of Chandra than last time. She's still bad at cameras and a lot of freckles.*

Adults bother you about what you're up to? Why?

And I haven't had anyone inside of the city try to kill me, so I think I'm doing pretty okay.

[supersweet]

[ Huh. ]

They like to know what kids do so they don't feel responsible for them. Or something.

Anddd I don't think people here will kill kids.

[ Says the kid people try to kill regularly. ]

[fistlogic]

So they butt in so they can get away with not getting involved? Either be involved or leave it alone.

Yeah, nice thing about this place. Officials haven't tried to execute me.

[supersweet]

They're not all like that. But some of them kind of are. That's why I said it might be easier if we stuck together.

[ Uhhh. ]

Yeah, it's definitely a perk.

[fistlogic]

Huh. Might be a good idea to stick together.

...The whole execution thing is just me isn't it? That's not how anyone else grew up?

[supersweet]

Uhm, it might be for some others but I don't think it's something we all go through.

[ He rubs the back of his neck sheepishly. ]

That's kind of why I posted. So I could help answer questions.

[fistlogic]

Well, at least the monks like pyromancers.

*She's not bitter, not bitter at all her home plane sucks.*

Any specific adults to avoid?