video; un: ny4n

[ichimyatsu]

[You'd be surprised by how hard it is to set up a phone for a video post while sitting on a rebellious pre-teen who is a ten year old version of one of your five brothers-- but he won't tell you which. That, by the by, happens to be precisely what Ichimatsu Matsuno is doing at this particular moment, the feed kicking on to him frowning irritably at the screen with his hands clearly on either side of the device while he tries to make it stand upright.]

[When he sits back the scene gets a little stranger, because he is, in fact, sitting on a tiny version of what looks like himself if he ever brushed his hair and slept. He actually hisses at the boy beneath him and sits on him to prevent some of his wild flailing, and then glares back at the video feed.]

Can somebody tell me which Matsuno this little shit is? He's one of my brothers but inexplicably tiny and he won't tell me who he is.

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[undeflective]

I wouldn't know.

I mean- I'm sorry. I've never had the luxury, my mother depends on me financially. If I wasn't working, I wouldn't have enough to eat.

[glitterkid]

Oh yeah?
Doubt an adult like you knows how to cook a decent lunch!

_{[ 10 year old logic???? But he rhymed. ]}

[glitterkid]

_{[ Karamatsu makes a muffled noise, then lifts his little hands to wrap his fingers around Ichimatsu's wrist, pulling it away just enough to speak: ]}

...Not even the part about the heart in the box...?

[ichimyatsu]

He makes shit for himself, and it usually involves glitter, sequins, his own face, his name, or some horrible combination of all of the above. He wore kneepads once that read "Ka" and "Ra" on opposite knees. It's terrible.

i'd apologize but dodger keeps walking into this,

[ichimyatsu]

Oh, luxury, is it? How about you stop assuming things about people you don't know.

[ichimyatsu]

The fact that you thought of it makes me uneasy.

[ichimyatsu]

[He shoves his hand back down and then gets up all together, stalking away from him.]

Especially that part! And least of all from you, Vomit Princess.

[exfine]

Do you not trust me? ...Ah, of course you don't. We've only just met after all.

But anyways, let me know if you need any help taking care of your brother. I'm aaalways available.

he'd do the same if their roles were reversed t b h

[undeflective]

I'm sorry?

[He's just trying to not make a horrible impression... which apparently he has no idea how to do.]

I really didn't mean to offend you, I was just- nevermind.

[If Ichimatsu had the context of meeting Dodger in his regular form, this would probably be hilarious.]

[hellshot]

I know damn well how to--


[...Wait, that fucking rhymed, didn't it--]

...

I bet you think you're clever.

[hellshot]

[....This is too much. He's trying not to picture any of this too much but its so hard.]

...Is he trying to become some sort of idol like Eichi, or something.

These can't be clothes someone wears casually.

[glitterkid]

I'm a lot smarter cause I'm a lot younger and can think clearer!
_{[ man he was such a bold kid. ]}

[hellshot]

[A bold little shit. How did you go so wrong, man.]

Oh yeah? That's what you think?

You can think clearer 'cause you don't have all the information adults have to to sort through.

Easy to think clearer with an empty head.

[ichimyatsu]

God don't give him the idea, he might just.

And he tries.