[Ichimatsu's hair is a mess, his eyes are always lidded, he always looks tired, and he never talks above a mumble. Thankfully, Karamatsu and Ichimatsu are basically two of the easiest to tell apart. He chuffs softly, reaching out to nudge his device to show Karamatsu pinned to the ground beneath him.]

I'm Ichimatsu, and Shittymatsu Jr. here has been outed by enough people that I'm pretty certain it's right. Here, brat, you've got a message.