[He's not great with slang, but someone so short can only be a sign of dismissal. Text messages was of course explained to him, but he can only retain so much new information.]
Begone, foul letters! I did not bid you appear! Is this infernal device itself seeking to scorn me!? I will not have it! [Of course, he has no idea how to make it go away.]
Someone had to say it
Begone, foul letters! I did not bid you appear! Is this infernal device itself seeking to scorn me!? I will not have it!
[Of course, he has no idea how to make it go away.]