I almost want to see that, but I'm not suggesting it to him. Next thing I know we'll be going on family walks with the chicken. [Aside from the weirdness of them walking a chicken, he honestly just didn't want it eaten.] That's a valid worry.

You'd be damn surprised at what people go to the hospital for. [Yeah... he's quite literally seen it all. But being turned into another animal would be new. Nice to know the longevity of the problem so he doesn't just put the person in quarantine or laugh them out. Well, he might laugh them out anyway.]

Oh God... 'great' ideas. Bunch of horse shit that will land us in a heap of trouble. He attracts trouble like a damn magnet. Sounds like they should be related. [He sounds about the same when thinking of Jim. He may throw a fit, but it's more out of over protectiveness than anything else.] It'll likely horrify you how alike they are.