[He rolls his eyes after checking the achievements. Really, what did he expect. He'll just have to give her some decent proof when he isn't... heavily concentrating on not slicing his fingers open.]

One of the people I dated isn't speaking to me, and the other's not in the city. Not much I can do for proof. [He shrugs.] If one-sided shit counts you can just ask Reaper, he'll vouch for me.

[After all, he's rooted around enough to know Reaper complains about him. Which is almost flattering.

Now that the ingredients are chopped up he places them in a metal bowl, chops up the cooked steak to add to it, and dumps in some pre-mixed spice pack that he mixes in with a fork. Here, the interesting part comes in - he holds the bowl in one hand, which is set aflame, and stirs the food with his other while he speaks.]

Edible's a loose term. But we'll see how this goes. [He glances up, watching Sombra use her computer screens.] That tech's pretty close to something in my world - how's it work?