{He has a razor sharp tongue - like someone else (ahem) - and he has trouble holding his punches (mainly because he doesn't and that ends up being the recipient's problem). But though he points out the irony of Undertaker's jest, he does not sound or look the least bit angry.}

You know how to speak to the heart. The only reason you are not Earl is because you did not wish to be.

{He brings the plates and cups to the table, arranging them neatly.} Is it terribly silly that I still do not wish for you to leave?

{The comment has him smirking.} She never told you? She possessed a magnet that drew in those with supernatural abilities. I think you more than qualify!