[If Alex was a different sort of person, she might have kept the future to herself, but honestly? Nope. If anyone could do anything to stop the complete clusterfuck that 2017 was, she'd basically spill everything.

So she starts with a sigh and at the biggest thing.]

Do you know who Donald Trump is? Because he somehow won the American Election and just is basically the worst politician ever. Well, second to Hitler, but I think he's honestly attempting to follow in his footsteps.