[ He generally uses text but he's so surprised and mildly suspicious that he ends up going with video. He probably looks a little wide-eyed. ]
Um, hi. I could probably tell you what happened, I had to— [ read most of it. That's kind of weird to say. ] Well, the Greeks did conquer it in kind of a... [ gruesome and terrible way? but Patroclus was a Greek so maybe not the best thing to say. ] clever way.
Odysseus had a plan to sneak in through the walls by hiding inside a hollow, wooden horse. It worked and, uh, they sort of killed everyone. Mostly everyone.
[ A pause. ] Do you really want to hear about Achilles?
@a.parrish; video
Um, hi. I could probably tell you what happened, I had to— [ read most of it. That's kind of weird to say. ] Well, the Greeks did conquer it in kind of a... [ gruesome and terrible way? but Patroclus was a Greek so maybe not the best thing to say. ] clever way.
Odysseus had a plan to sneak in through the walls by hiding inside a hollow, wooden horse. It worked and, uh, they sort of killed everyone. Mostly everyone.
[ A pause. ] Do you really want to hear about Achilles?