Madame, you haven't the scarcest idea of the torment I go through. Ah, do not get me wrong.. I love my dear brothers with all of my very heart! But.. my mother was cursed, you see.
_{[ no she wasn't. ]}

Cursed with the offspring of sextuplets. Imagine being vulnerable to being mistaken your entire life... but by five other different names! A-ah, I get anxious thinking about it. It's not Osomatsu, it's Karamatsu! Karamatsu.
_{[ He's got some identity issues. ]}

It was.. strange science. Dekapan could do almost anything. Once he gave my brother's cat the ability to read people's moods in attempt to make him a friend he could talk to. My brother.. he does not like people very much. Only cats.