Well, Darling, I wasn't born this old, that's how. I think you're like to find a fair few of us who've been there.

[ He pauses for a moment. He shouldn't be saying this at all, wouldn't a responsible adult not encourage this?

...Good thing he's never much cared about being "responsible." ]

Not as often as I'd like, but a fair amount, yes. I was worse at your age, I think.