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[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ He has spent a great deal of time considering how in fact he wants to and should introduce himself on this network. Not that computers are any stranger to angels, but as Lucifer he never had much use of them. As a human, though…

It should be easy enough to write a post, shouldn’t it? A simply introduction and a query for new information about this new world he’s found himself in. But what comes flowing out is not worded in the prosaic voice of the ages-old being that he knows himself to be but the irreverent, shit-posting, careless tone of the teenage delinquent that he was until so recently. ]

Pretty sure when old Shakes wrote about there being more thing in heaven and earth than dreamt of in philosophy he didn’t mean whole other universes. Eight year old me would have been thrilled!

On the note of people who have had brushes with death and ghosts, let’s take a poll here: how many of you fully expected you’d never expect anything again before you wound up here? Not to be morbid, but hospitalization or not I’m pretty sure I ought to be dead.

[ He hesitates at the end. It’s not what he intended, but it feels too natural to be denied. Perhaps “Sakuya Kira” is still more alive and well within him than he thought. Then again, this should suit him well enough; until he can ascertain the truth about this place and its denizens, hiding behind that old identity might not be a bad idea. It’s certainly a lot less threatening than “Lucifer.”

He hits post and waits to see who will respond. ]

Comments

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ HAH. ]

Speaking as a twin, not always.

[earlofphantoms]

You cannot tell me you are sorry your brother exists.

[neverbeentogeorgia]

I wasn't referring to him.

[earlofphantoms]

You speak of another set of twins you know?

[neverbeentogeorgia]

I'm saying I was a curse.

[earlofphantoms]

Now that isn't fair. If I were your father, I would disabuse you of that notion immediately!

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ Who do you think gave me the idea? is what he wishes to say. But if he says much more, he might actually give himself away. ]

You must be a pretty good father, then.

[earlofphantoms]

I wasn't a father for long enough. { And that's the real problem. } I must try again.

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ misunderstands ]

You want to have more kids?

[earlofphantoms]

That would be difficult without my wife.

{ Vincent, what even. }

[neverbeentogeorgia]

[ I mean, ]

Probably not. Unless there's some kind of problem with the reproductive systems of the women residing here, or you're shooting blanks, regardless of your wife's presence you could in theory definitely have another kid.

[ SATAN PLZ ]

[earlofphantoms]

I am married. I would not put another woman in a delicate position. { Uh oh, it sounds like he needs to defend his manhood, though. } I'm not ah...shooting blanks. At least I don't think so! That's hard to know outside of...practice.

[neverbeentogeorgia]

You ever hear of "polyamory?" I hear some people do really well with open marriages, too.


[ LUCIFER STOP TROLLING ]

[earlofphantoms]

I considered it before I was married. I didn't like the idea of potentially being bound to someone boring, but she is not.

It's strange, but I don't think I could go through with it.

[neverbeentogeorgia]

That committed to your old lady, huh? Cute.

[earlofphantoms]

Call her that and you'll regret it.

[neverbeentogeorgia]

Oh, I very much doubt that.