001 ➳ text; d.dixon

[dirtyredneck]

[He's been here a little bit. Hasn't engaged much. Figured he was having one hell of a fever dream after getting bit. Course, he couldn't remember getting bit, but what else could it have been? Only it hadn't gone away and the food he'd been eating seemed real enough and the people he'd been ignoring acted offended enough to be real, too.

So... maybe it was real. Weirder shit had happened.

And if it was, it might do him some good to actually start figuring his own shit out. Including how to actually use this thing.]

I ain't never used one of these
smart phones I think they're called
before. They had them before but I never
anyway I only ever had a flip phone
one I could text on.
How's this thing work?

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text | @altin.

[bringbackgold]

It's pretty straightforward. What are you trying to do?

[dirtyredneck]

[Look, he can tear an engine down and put a motorcycle together from spare parts in a week, but phones? So not his forte.]

Talk to people I guess
Get it to stop beeping at all hours would be nice too

[bringbackgold]

Well. I think you have part one down.
Why is it beeping? Is it an alarm or is it notifications?

[dirtyredneck]

Notifications.
You can set an alarm with it?

[bringbackgold]

Yeah. It's useful. For notifications there's either an option under settings for notifications. Or you can just turn off the volume by using the volume button on the side of the phone.

text; @actualwizard666

[noassgardian]

What do you want to know about it? I can probably help.

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[dirtyredneck]

[Actual wizard 666? Someone sounds like they're going through teen punk phase. Unless they were 40 and never left it. Then again, this place was pretty weird...]

Got someone showing me.
Thanks.
Actual wizard?

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[noassgardian]

Alright, cool. If you need any other help, feel free to let me know.

[Well-- he might still be in a bit of a rebellious teen phase, but--]

Yeah. Like Gandalf or something, if you've ever watched Lord of the Rings. Only, you know, without the big white beard.

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[dirtyredneck]

Never saw that movie. Was based on a book, right?

Text ; @Kaneki

[anthropophagite]

They are easier to handle than it looks at first. But there should be a guide somewhere.

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[dirtyredneck]

Got someone showing me.
Couldn't find no guide.

[Couldn't find anything, really.]

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[anthropophagite]

That's more helpful, actually. Easier too.
It'll end up feeling a bit more natural after you use it for a while.

[dirtyredneck]

I guess. Nothing here really feels natural.

ice.tigrrr

[bespredel]

What backwater cesspool did you crawl out of?

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[dirtyredneck]

Sedalia, Georgia.
State, not the country.

[bespredel]

Gross.

No wonder you can't handle a cellphone.

[ So much sixteen year old judgement. ]

[dirtyredneck]

Fuck you.

[text] @formica

[toolatetochangethename]

All I'm gonna say is DON'T send someone a picture of your junk.

[Scott Lang: wise advice.]

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[dirtyredneck]

The fuck would I do that for?

[What kind of bullshit...]

[toolatetochangethename]

Don't ask me! It's what people do. Apparently.








Not me. Because. No.

[dirtyredneck]

You do that shit to me and I'll kick your ass.

text | willnotben

[barksnark]

I'd just get another flip phone, man. They're awesome.

My apologies, I think my email ate the notif and I just noticed you tagged. :(

[dirtyredneck]

Ain't paying for a new phone. Got this one for free.

No prob!

[barksnark]

Trade?

[dirtyredneck]

Trade what? I don't think they take a pair of rabbits for a phone around here.