001 ➳ text; d.dixon

[dirtyredneck]

[He's been here a little bit. Hasn't engaged much. Figured he was having one hell of a fever dream after getting bit. Course, he couldn't remember getting bit, but what else could it have been? Only it hadn't gone away and the food he'd been eating seemed real enough and the people he'd been ignoring acted offended enough to be real, too.

So... maybe it was real. Weirder shit had happened.

And if it was, it might do him some good to actually start figuring his own shit out. Including how to actually use this thing.]

I ain't never used one of these
smart phones I think they're called
before. They had them before but I never
anyway I only ever had a flip phone
one I could text on.
How's this thing work?

Comments

[bespredel]

I'm not the one getting touchy about trying to root out the truth. So really, I think it's your ignorant head locked up where the sun doesn't shine.

[dirtyredneck]

You ain't trying to root out nothing but your own insults, shithead. Now leave me the fuck alone or when I see you, you're gonna find yourself with a lot more bruises and bleeding than you started with.

[bespredel]

All that I'm getting here is that you're a sensitive baby, and all of my assumptions about the American South are true.

I'd like to see you try, loser.

[dirtyredneck]

Where the fuck are you, I'll kick your ass right now, Sunshine.

[bespredel]

"Sunshine." That's a new one; but damn right. I am a god damn blessed ray of it. Blessed are those lucky enough to bask in my presence, so you should count yourself grateful asshole.

[dirtyredneck]

You're so full of shit I bet it's comin' out your eyes. I called you sunshine cause you're yellow. Means you're a coward. Ain't no one blessed by the presence of a chickenshit like you. Too scared to do more than talk. Little doggie all bark and no bite. Lily livered candy-ass wimp too much of a wuss to finish what he started hiding behind his phone and a stupid ass username.