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This thing sure is, uh, fancy.
[ Magnus sticks a finger out at the phone's screen, tapping the glass and knocking the image out of focus for just a second. However, he quickly realizes he’s made a mistake and fixes the camera focus accordingly. ]
Sorry, I’m just not used to this kinda stuff. I think my fingers are too big for this thing... But I’ll figure it out quick! Anyway, hi, I’m Magnus, and… Well, I guess I’d be lying if I said I was completely happy to be here — [ His face looks as if he’s guilty to be saying this, but it almost instantly lights back up. ] — But I’ll make the most of it while I’m here! Y’know, I’m always happy to make new friends. Just let me know if you need, uh, a chair, or a bed, or a bodyguard or something!
[ He reaches forward to turn off the camera, but pauses, quizzical. He retracts his hand. ]
You should also let me know if you have a dog that I might be able to pet. …I hope dogs exist here.
[ The camera shuts down with the press of a button. ]
[ Magnus sticks a finger out at the phone's screen, tapping the glass and knocking the image out of focus for just a second. However, he quickly realizes he’s made a mistake and fixes the camera focus accordingly. ]
Sorry, I’m just not used to this kinda stuff. I think my fingers are too big for this thing... But I’ll figure it out quick! Anyway, hi, I’m Magnus, and… Well, I guess I’d be lying if I said I was completely happy to be here — [ His face looks as if he’s guilty to be saying this, but it almost instantly lights back up. ] — But I’ll make the most of it while I’m here! Y’know, I’m always happy to make new friends. Just let me know if you need, uh, a chair, or a bed, or a bodyguard or something!
[ He reaches forward to turn off the camera, but pauses, quizzical. He retracts his hand. ]
You should also let me know if you have a dog that I might be able to pet. …I hope dogs exist here.
[ The camera shuts down with the press of a button. ]
@ciscodelamancha | video
Heya, Magnus. I'm Cisco. If you ever need help figuring out your phone or the network or any of the other fancy tech stuff here, just hit me up. And if it really is too small for your hands I can probably hook you up with one that's a little bigger.
[ Cisco's pretty good at explaining tech to people who don't understand it; he's gotten a lot of practice, talking Joe through some of the crazier science that's happened at S.T.A.R. Labs. ]
Also, what are your feelings on kittens?
[ He hasn't got a dog, but he does have one of those. Well, technically, Eddie has a kitten, but they're roommates so it's almost the same... ]
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As for kittens... [He gives it some genuine thought.] I'm a dog person but cats never did anything wrong to me, y'know? I like 'em. They're cute.
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Some kinda techno magic, yep. Don't worry, dude, there's a lot of people here from worlds without smartphones. You'll pick it up quick, they're designed to be easy to use.
[ He quickly taps out directions on how to get to his workshop, texts them to Magnus so he'll know which way to go when he offers: ]
Just swing by whenever and I can give you the crash course. And start my insidious propaganda campaign to convince you cats are just as good as dogs, natch.
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[He thrusts the phone away from his face without actually dropping it.]
I hope this thing isn't reading into my thoughts. It's already doing some weird stuff I don't like it doing.
I never said I don't like cats, I just prefer dogs. Cats are still cool. ...Wait, do you have one? Can I meet it??
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[ Maybe someday when he knows Magnus a bit better Cisco can blow his mind by bringing up stuff like Siri (or, hell, Gideon, who he is pretty sure does count as sentient) but talking about AI is level 5000 stuff and he gets the feeling Magnus is nowhere near ready for that just yet. ]
I promise you, it's not reading your thoughts. What's it doing that you don't like?
[ Probably easier to talk that sort of thing through in person, but Cisco doesn't know if Magnus will actually take him up on his offer, so he may as well ask now. ]
Yes, we've got two cats at my house. Well, a cat and a kitten. You're welcome to meet them whenever, though fair warning, Shadow will try to climb you, I think he's going through a whole aspiring mountaineer phase.
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One of them's a kitten?! I gotta meet him before he gets big! And he can climb me all he wants.
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[ But it's clear that Cisco is saying it with great fondness. He wishes he were at home now, so he could find the little cat and scoop him up into the frame with him. But, unfortunately, he'd seen Magnus's message while he was at his workshop. ]
You said people should hit you up if they need chairs or beds or whatever - do you, like, make furniture?
[ Cisco had been under the impression that Magnus was a fighter, but he doesn't know when he is from, in his timeline, and also, everybody's allowed to have a hobby. ]
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[Magnus is always ready to talk about his carpentry. With this opportunity to brag, he beams.]
I'm a carpenter! I've always had a way with wood and carving and stuff, and just recently I started receiving some actual formal training! ... It kind of got cut short when I ended up here, but I can still guarantee 100% quality from my products.
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[ Cisco isn't just making this up: he had been thinking about ways he could make the little attic bedroom a bit like home, and built-in bookcases were definitely on the list of possibilities. ]
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