VIDEO. A SEXUAL EDUCATION PSA.

[almightiness]

[All Might is standing in front of a blackboard that is labeled, rather boldly, 'SEX EDUCATION AND YOU'. And he is apparently in a gym building befitting a high school, a clipboard looking terribly small under his massive arm. He has the usual signature smile and seems like someone who has had to do this very thing before; confidence always comes with time, and he's had to do so many television and school PSAs in his career, he's utterly prepared and spunky!]

Hello, it's me...



And I'm here to talk about Sex Education and you! Now, it's extremely important to know, during a very... active and festive month, how your body works, and to understand the ways to both protect you and your partner! Not only this, but learning about the threat of sexually transmitted diseases and informing yourself on contraceptives is extremely important!!

ATTACHMENT: STD AND STD SYMPTOMS
ATTACHMENT: SEX EDUCATION

If you would like contraceptives - condoms, birth control, and the like - or you have any questions, we'll have options available, visit your local clinic! Or feel free to come by the high school gymnasium to pick up some of our supplies here, at no cost! It's important to protect yourself, your partner, and your future plans! We also have pamphlets and video downloads. If you have any questions, do let me know!

I know there is a vast assortment of people here, with different walks of life, so remember - no question is a stupid question!

[He whips out a banana and dramatically slaps a poster on the chalkboard:]

TODAY'S LESSON WILL REQUIRE A BANANA!

 

Comments

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[almightiness]

... I can imagine. Extremely mortifying!

[Said in such a jovial tone, bless his heart.]

It's hard enough finding love for some people; the least we can do is make sure they're fully informed, so they don't horribly embarrass themselves! Hahah!!

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[almightiness]

EXACTLY!

And what better way to do it than through music? It hardly requires understanding languages.

[somakemelaugh]

[So it is, and he really rather finds it pleasant. They might well be talking about the weather.]

Indeed, indeed! I've not a need for the education myself, but there are a few I can think who might. We leave that lot to their parents or mentors usually. Not something to bring up in what they called a polite society, but you have my curiosity, bringing it right out in public. Is that how things will be done here?

[almightiness]

[He gives a HEROIC SALUTE!]

I've been told as much, lately!

And I do recall saying as much; what sort of inquiry might you have, my good man?!

[buildingcastles]

[Oh, lord, complete with a salute. Christian is pretty sure he's talking to a professional spokesperson and possibly a model. For a gym. It's daunting, but Christian smiles to cover his unease and steps back from the office doorway.]

Why don't you come in? It's... slightly personal.

[Which is actually true. He's genuinely interested in talking to All Might even if he gives him a hard time.]

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[hasitsthorns]

That it does not! Music doesn't even have to have words to move people. The classics are proof of that.

[almightiness]

Well... I think that by bringing things to the public, it's easier to transfer information from hand to hand! Just imagine if someone didn't have a parental figure or teacher to inform them of certain things? And not only just this, but so many other crucial topics, like finances, or day to day skills...! I admit, I had to learn how to live on my own with quite a lot of trial and error...

[almightiness]

[Ah, personal. Maybe something more serious then.

He steps in, ducking his head a little just in case he's about to bonk it on a door frame.]

Sure thing, good citizen. What might I be of assistance with?

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[wayfaring_stranger]

Mundane. Boring humans. Not a Downworlder, not a demon, not a Nephilim.

[ That should clear things up. The poor guy looks so confused. ]

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[almightiness]

In that case, you'll surely find luck -- and I'd love to see you perform for a crowd!

[somakemelaugh]

Oh? Had a rough time of it, did you? That's a terrible shame. It'd be a lot easier with a mentor about, but good old fashioned trial and error makes a good enough one, doesn't it? Makes a few more broken eggs than you might like by the end of it, but it's all a part of the process.

[buildingcastles]

[Watching All Might come through the doorway is fascinating. Christian watches and wonders just how the hero finds clothes. It seems like he'd have trouble.

When he's inside, the door gets tapped shut with his foot, clicking closed to keep the privacy of the room intact.]

First of all, this doesn't leave the room. Can I count on you for that?

[It's weird being called a good citizen, because he's anything but that, but Christian assumes that means this man will be at least good for his word. He must value things like integrity and honor, right?]

On a scale of one to ten, how much do you believe in the impossible? Ten is high.

[almightiness]

[Ah, this is serious...! His smile only mildly thins.]

You can certainly depend on a hero to keep a secret!!

[Unless you're using this secret to hurt or kill others, but you know.]

And I like to think I'm extremely open to the impossible, in a world full of tremendous powers! I will say ten!

[buildingcastles]

That's what I thought you might say. Let's see how true it is.

[It is serious to Christian, but not in a way most people would understand. He had fun teasing All Might for a while, but under all the sarcasm and joking is a real question. He stares hard at the hero, focusing on him like he's a difficult puzzle to work out. Finally he holds out his hand and offers All Might a coin. It's about the diameter of a half dollar and twice as thick.]

Can you hold this?

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[almightiness]

I wouldn't call humans boring! There are far too many unique lives and minds, after all!

But I admit, I'm not familiar with this 'Downworlder' thing, young man.

[almightiness]

I can't deny it helps build a sense of independence!

Though one could argue that sometimes, it doesn't pay to be too isolated...! Don't you think?!

[almightiness]

[This almost seems like a trap, bro. But he'll just go into this with some level of trust and get into battle mode if things go bonkers bananas. What is this coin, then? The beginnings of an example of this fellow's abilities? He carefully takes the coin.]

I — suppose I can! But I'm not entirely sure of the reasoning.

[somakemelaugh]

[Oh, he's enjoying this. He really is.]

Better than anything, but I do agree. Shared perspectives certainly can add to the experience, though I don't mind a bit of isolation myself.

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[wayfaring_stranger]

[ Simon, for example. Jace catches himself before he can let his thoughts take him places he doesn't want to be when he's having so much fun talking to the Safe Sex guy. ]

Downworlders are vampires, werewolves, warlocks. Anyone not Mundane and not Nephilim. Or demonic. Demons are bad.