VIDEO. A SEXUAL EDUCATION PSA.

[almightiness]

[All Might is standing in front of a blackboard that is labeled, rather boldly, 'SEX EDUCATION AND YOU'. And he is apparently in a gym building befitting a high school, a clipboard looking terribly small under his massive arm. He has the usual signature smile and seems like someone who has had to do this very thing before; confidence always comes with time, and he's had to do so many television and school PSAs in his career, he's utterly prepared and spunky!]

Hello, it's me...



And I'm here to talk about Sex Education and you! Now, it's extremely important to know, during a very... active and festive month, how your body works, and to understand the ways to both protect you and your partner! Not only this, but learning about the threat of sexually transmitted diseases and informing yourself on contraceptives is extremely important!!

ATTACHMENT: STD AND STD SYMPTOMS
ATTACHMENT: SEX EDUCATION

If you would like contraceptives - condoms, birth control, and the like - or you have any questions, we'll have options available, visit your local clinic! Or feel free to come by the high school gymnasium to pick up some of our supplies here, at no cost! It's important to protect yourself, your partner, and your future plans! We also have pamphlets and video downloads. If you have any questions, do let me know!

I know there is a vast assortment of people here, with different walks of life, so remember - no question is a stupid question!

[He whips out a banana and dramatically slaps a poster on the chalkboard:]

TODAY'S LESSON WILL REQUIRE A BANANA!

 

Comments

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[jolting]

[Victor can't help smirking a little. He likes this guy's style]

You were well prepared. You do sex education often?

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[almightiness]

On occasion, yes!

Though I usually just record educational videos for the school systems back home!

It can be a little embarrassing learning about these things, so if heroes talk about it, it's not quite so miserable an experience, I've heard.

[voice; hot.damn]

[circumitus]

[Holy fuck what is this, what is life.]

Shouldn't people know this shit already?

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[almightiness]

[HIS VOICE RADIATES PLUS ULTRA ENERGIES!!!!]

Not necessarily! We have some younger residence, but more importantly, there are some people who are not from a more modern era where these things are readily available; even then, there are surely some countries that are behind on sex ed! That's why it's important to be thorough.

video | @Angelus.ignis

[wayfaring_stranger]

[ Jace is amused, but this is serious. People should know. ]

There is nothing, not even a condom, that can protect you from demon pox.

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[almightiness]

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I beg your pardon?!

[WHAT THE FUCK EXORCISE THESE DICKS]

text; un: sly.blue

[bottombitch]

[ oh my god

why does this lesson require a banana

why

why this

w h y

this is entirely too much

jesus please just take the wheel

seriously who wouldn't be concerned if most people my age DID NOT KNOW THIS SHIT

anyway aoba's kind of covering his face and muttering a lot of the above to himself out loud so take it as you will, but also: ]

why did you have to include menstruation

[ HE'S GAY... ]

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[almightiness]

[omg sonny pls]

IT'S IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO KNOW, YOUNG MAN!!

EVEN IF IT DOES NOT HELP YOU, SURELY IT MAY BE PRUDENT TO KNOW FOR SOMEONE ELSE, RIGHT?

THOROUGH TEACHING IS KEY!!

video; un: ragnar

[storradr]

[So sorry All Might, but a curious 7th century Viking has some questions.]

The things that you are talking about, the condoms, are they very expensive? Do they not feel... bad?

[And by bad, he meant uncomfortable.]

video; un: ragnar

[almightiness]

They are extremely inexpensive! Though the feeling depends on the person, I imagine.

If you and your partner prefer sex without, you should both be sure to get yourselves tested for any STDs — and if you want to avoid starting any surprise families, I strongly suggest birth control, if not condom use! It's very effective, especially with a IUD.

[ALL MIGHT IS SO FUCKING PREPARED TO ANSWER THESE BRO!!!!

IT'S LIKE A SCHOOL TEST TO HIM.]

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[hasitsthorns]

Question! Do you have flavored condoms?

[ A pause, as she considers. ]

I'd also take flavored lube, I guess. Did you know that make some that taste like Dr. Pepper? What a time to be alive.

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[almightiness]

........................

I'm sure we can supply flavors.

[The girl he helped adopt a dog as a incognito civilian is now asking him about lube as a hero.

God, what is his life.]

... I imagine Dr. Pepper flavors would distract from the situation and make your partner want fast food, though.

@dodger//video

[smokedout]

[What is that sound? Is it a tea kettle? A hyena? Some horrible mix of the two? No, it's Dodger... either laughing or having a heart attack. Holy hell.]

Fucking shit...

[Another kettle noise before he can manage an actual response.]

You offering any hands-on tutoring?

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[almightiness]

Actually!!

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[almightiness]

There are plenty of volunteers here at the high school gymnasium and at your local clinic, for this month particularly. You're more than welcome to come down and learn how to use them! 'Don't be a fool, no protection isn't cool!'

video | @minsu

[foxtrots]

[minsu is...

well minsu's kind of charmed. this is excting!]


Do we get to eat the banana?

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[almightiness]

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If you wash it, I don't see why not. It's important to not be wasteful.

[internally, with feeling: fml]

video | un: undertaker

[somakemelaugh]

[... Okay.]

In my time, we had education like this that more than fit the bill. But I suppose there are people out there whose parents didn't care so much for their wild ways.

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[almightiness]

That's good to know, that you had such a thing available!! That's why myself and the other volunteers are here, of course; to be that new education to some people out there! You've got to start somewhere, don't you think, my good man?

[Video; @threewings]

[heavenfell]

A banana gives a rudimentary idea. Have you considered vegetables instead? [Alexiel is oh so helpful with this lesson.]

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[almightiness]

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to use!!

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[almightiness]

[ＯＨ ＭＹ ＧＯＤ

That sounds all sorts of wrONG.]

video; un: youradhere

[buildingcastles]

I have a question. Is that banana accurate to size?

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[almightiness]

.....................

I suppose it depends on the person.

But it works perfectly well for condom practice, regardless of size!

[the point → •


(´∀`) ← his head]

video | un: redpaladin

[tempredmental]

[Have a facepalm.]

We already did this in high school. You're late.

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[almightiness]

Or I'm on time for other highschoolers!

There are always new ones, you know.

Video; @cphantom

[sweetlies]

[Excuse the small teenager looking like he wants to die and offended all at the same time. HIS POOR VICTORIAN SENSIBILITIES!!]

T-This is obscene! What if my fiancée should see this? [Oh god, what if she does? He needs to find her and hide her phone.]

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[almightiness]

Ah, no, young man, it's extremely important information!

After all, a bit of embarrassment is nothing compared to being ill informed.