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[All Might is standing in front of a blackboard that is labeled, rather boldly, 'SEX EDUCATION AND YOU'. And he is apparently in a gym building befitting a high school, a clipboard looking terribly small under his massive arm. He has the usual signature smile and seems like someone who has had to do this very thing before; confidence always comes with time, and he's had to do so many television and school PSAs in his career, he's utterly prepared and spunky!]

Hello, it's me...

And I'm here to talk about Sex Education and you! Now, it's extremely important to know, during a very... active and festive month, how your body works, and to understand the ways to both protect you and your partner! Not only this, but learning about the threat of sexually transmitted diseases and informing yourself on contraceptives is extremely important!!

ATTACHMENT: STD AND STD SYMPTOMS
ATTACHMENT: SEX EDUCATION

If you would like contraceptives - condoms, birth control, and the like - or you have any questions, we'll have options available, visit your local clinic! Or feel free to come by the high school gymnasium to pick up some of our supplies here, at no cost! It's important to protect yourself, your partner, and your future plans! We also have pamphlets and video downloads. If you have any questions, do let me know!

I know there is a vast assortment of people here, with different walks of life, so remember - no question is a stupid question!

[He whips out a banana and dramatically slaps a poster on the chalkboard:]

TODAY'S LESSON WILL REQUIRE A BANANA!

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Well, since you're such a good teacher, I'm doing an experiment and I need an extra set of hands. It should be short.

You can bring the banana if you want to.

[He said he'd help with general things, so why not?]

I see...! Are you some sort of scientist, then?

[He's not bringing the banana, you freaks.]

Not a scientist, more like an amateur magician. I guess.

[Hey, the banana could be useful too.]

I've got a few things I'd like to try, but I need bodies for that.

A magician! How interesting.

I suppose I can come by if you'd like, then!

... As long as I'm not being put into a box you're sawing in half.

Well, not in half but I could use your body. If you're not too busy with the lessons, I mean. It's very important to me.

[Because magic!]

In that case - I'll be there with haste!

Just point the way!!

Excellent.

[He's actually partly honest about the request. He does need someone to help him test out magical things. It doesn't necessarily have to be All Might, but since the man is so energetic, he probably has some to spare, right? With a quick text, Christian sends him the directions to the Gramarye facility.]

Can you come to this address?

[About 10 seconds later, there is a loud thud outside that rumbles the front of the building.]

[..... And then a delicate few knocks at the door.]

[Christian almost expects the guy not to show up. That would be the smart thing to do, after all, and he doesn't owe a complete stranger any of his time. But apparently All Might's extreme enthusiasm isn't just a show and he shows up with a rumble that Christian almost confuses for an earthquake or oncoming stampede.

He looks the hero up and down when he opens the door.]

You're taller in person.

[Which is actually a little daunting now because he's on the short side, but who doesn't like meeting a giant?]

So, you did say no question is a stupid question, right?

[He gives a HEROIC SALUTE!]

I've been told as much, lately!

And I do recall saying as much; what sort of inquiry might you have, my good man?!

[Oh, lord, complete with a salute. Christian is pretty sure he's talking to a professional spokesperson and possibly a model. For a gym. It's daunting, but Christian smiles to cover his unease and steps back from the office doorway.]

Why don't you come in? It's... slightly personal.

[Which is actually true. He's genuinely interested in talking to All Might even if he gives him a hard time.]

[Ah, personal. Maybe something more serious then.

He steps in, ducking his head a little just in case he's about to bonk it on a door frame.]

Sure thing, good citizen. What might I be of assistance with?

[Watching All Might come through the doorway is fascinating. Christian watches and wonders just how the hero finds clothes. It seems like he'd have trouble.

When he's inside, the door gets tapped shut with his foot, clicking closed to keep the privacy of the room intact.]

First of all, this doesn't leave the room. Can I count on you for that?

[It's weird being called a good citizen, because he's anything but that, but Christian assumes that means this man will be at least good for his word. He must value things like integrity and honor, right?]

On a scale of one to ten, how much do you believe in the impossible? Ten is high.

[Ah, this is serious...! His smile only mildly thins.]

You can certainly depend on a hero to keep a secret!!

[Unless you're using this secret to hurt or kill others, but you know.]

And I like to think I'm extremely open to the impossible, in a world full of tremendous powers! I will say ten!

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That's what I thought you might say. Let's see how true it is.

[It is serious to Christian, but not in a way most people would understand. He had fun teasing All Might for a while, but under all the sarcasm and joking is a real question. He stares hard at the hero, focusing on him like he's a difficult puzzle to work out. Finally he holds out his hand and offers All Might a coin. It's about the diameter of a half dollar and twice as thick.]

Can you hold this?

[This almost seems like a trap, bro. But he'll just go into this with some level of trust and get into battle mode if things go bonkers bananas. What is this coin, then? The beginnings of an example of this fellow's abilities? He carefully takes the coin.]

I — suppose I can! But I'm not entirely sure of the reasoning.

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