VIDEO. A SEXUAL EDUCATION PSA.

[almightiness]

[All Might is standing in front of a blackboard that is labeled, rather boldly, 'SEX EDUCATION AND YOU'. And he is apparently in a gym building befitting a high school, a clipboard looking terribly small under his massive arm. He has the usual signature smile and seems like someone who has had to do this very thing before; confidence always comes with time, and he's had to do so many television and school PSAs in his career, he's utterly prepared and spunky!]

Hello, it's me...



And I'm here to talk about Sex Education and you! Now, it's extremely important to know, during a very... active and festive month, how your body works, and to understand the ways to both protect you and your partner! Not only this, but learning about the threat of sexually transmitted diseases and informing yourself on contraceptives is extremely important!!

ATTACHMENT: STD AND STD SYMPTOMS
ATTACHMENT: SEX EDUCATION

If you would like contraceptives - condoms, birth control, and the like - or you have any questions, we'll have options available, visit your local clinic! Or feel free to come by the high school gymnasium to pick up some of our supplies here, at no cost! It's important to protect yourself, your partner, and your future plans! We also have pamphlets and video downloads. If you have any questions, do let me know!

I know there is a vast assortment of people here, with different walks of life, so remember - no question is a stupid question!

[He whips out a banana and dramatically slaps a poster on the chalkboard:]

TODAY'S LESSON WILL REQUIRE A BANANA!

 

Comments

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[almightiness]

You know, we should... probably focus on the PSA, more than my personal life...

[He's never had actual sex. Who has time for sex when you're busy being the pillar of peace.]

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[foxtrots]

Ah, but I bet your wealth of knowledge could add so much more! I bet you wouldn't even need those videos!

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[almightiness]

Ah... yes... my wealth of knowledge...

I suppose I should keep that in mind, during teachings! I prefer to go by the books, though.

[GOOD SAVE, BUDDY]

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[foxtrots]

You should change your name from 'All Might' to 'All Night'.

[wait, let him reconsider that. minsu shakes his head.]

No, that's more of a porn star name. You're a very good and respectable teacher who's just had a lot of sex.

Not that there aren't good and respectable porn stars too! But they're not teachers, so I bet you've had even more sex than they have.

[minsu, stoptalking stoptalking stoptalking.]

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[almightiness]

[almightiness]

AHAHAHAHA!

You're a chatty one, aren't you? But really, such a silly conversation to have...!

[I'M GONNA MELT INTO A PUDDLE.]

[foxtrots]

Ah-

[minsu suddenly looks a little embarrassed. that never happens.]

I'm sorry, you said there were no stupid questions. But...those weren't questions. I guess I got carried away.

I'll be good.

[almightiness]

[Success!!!]

Don't feel too badly, young man. I know how easy it can be to get carried away with some things in life...! But no matter! What's important here is making sure you and the public are properly informed in health education.

I apologize, but I didn't get your name!

[foxtrots]

That's my fault for not giving it to you! I'm Minsu. I like people, I want them to be healthy and protected.

[almightiness]

Minsu, that's a truly wonderful goal to have, making sure others are healthy and safe!

Though don't forget to take care of yourself as well.

[foxtrots]

Yes sir! Wash a banana before you eat it, I won't forget!

[almightiness]

[W-well, he's not... gonna argue good cleanliness...

GO FORWARD AND WASH THOSE BANANAS, MY GOOD MAN]