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[shootsoff]

hey guys, pop quiz. what's the coolest thing you've seen here?

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[foxtrots]

that's a good question...i had some chips that tasted like strawberries and black pepper. and a pork rind flavored milk shake!

oh, and there was this jello that tasted a little bit like ham. and it was blue. probably that one.

[shootsoff]

strawberries and black pepper sounds good. pork rind milkshake sounds awful. i could get behind bacon but pork rinds? gawd.

ew. blue ham jello. who thinks of that???

[foxtrots]

i don't know but i'd like to thank them. it was amazing!

[shootsoff]

man if you think blue ham jello is amazing i dunno if we can be friends

[foxtrots]

[oh no, don't make him choose between those two things...]

what if i just said that it was good instead of amazing.

[shootsoff]

dont worry man its a joke.
maybe its better if you like gross stuff then i can eat the delicious stuff and you can take care of the ham jello. right?

[foxtrots]

that's true. we could almost be a team!