[ first spell ❧ video ❧ username: sage ]
[ when the feed clicks on, there is a somewhat annoyed and tired looking face staring into the void. his hair is a mess and, despite being located in a bed in the communal housing area, he looks like he hasn't been friends with sleep for at least half a decade if those dark circles under his eyes are to be believed. at least he bothers to open his eyes when he addresses the network, voice rough and with a distinct southern drawl.
look, he's tired, alright? it comes out when he's tired.]
So I get that there's a jungle and a whole lotta forest out there along with shit that no one really wanted to delve into detail about but, anyone know if there's a swamp? Maybe a marshy area? Fuck, even a squishy patch of moss an' shit would be nice. Ain't gonna be much use if I can't find one of those.
[ a huff, Sage rolls over on the bed, feed tilting until its looking down on him laying in the bed, mint hair splayed everywhere. ]
Also for those that might know, how the fuck does magic work here? Like-- I get there are 'things' beyond the walls and all but-- what about werewolves? Other witches? How do you cast a fucking circle here? Also, where the fuck do I get the strongest whiskey?
[ oh, did you expect a please and thank you before he hung up? sorry, not gonna happen. ]
look, he's tired, alright? it comes out when he's tired.]
So I get that there's a jungle and a whole lotta forest out there along with shit that no one really wanted to delve into detail about but, anyone know if there's a swamp? Maybe a marshy area? Fuck, even a squishy patch of moss an' shit would be nice. Ain't gonna be much use if I can't find one of those.
[ a huff, Sage rolls over on the bed, feed tilting until its looking down on him laying in the bed, mint hair splayed everywhere. ]
Also for those that might know, how the fuck does magic work here? Like-- I get there are 'things' beyond the walls and all but-- what about werewolves? Other witches? How do you cast a fucking circle here? Also, where the fuck do I get the strongest whiskey?
[ oh, did you expect a please and thank you before he hung up? sorry, not gonna happen. ]
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I would if I could? But I don't think the way I do spells is really teachable. .
( cheater chaos magic and all. )
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the witch almost looks put out at that. almost. but he also gets it.]
Innate for you?
[ he gets that. he can weird raw magic, at a price, but he also knows that how he casts spells is ... different. ]
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( sometimes whether one wants it or not. )
I'll see if I can find a swamp for you--but why a swamp?
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Huh, sorry. I mean, not that it's bad but-- ah fuck. Whatever. I get it. Kinda. I need spells and potions and charms to really use magic but it's not something you can just learn I guess.
[ a shrug.
and a dry laugh. god, why do so many people say swamp like it's a bad thing? wow. ]
Because I'm a swamp witch, that's why. Work best with the energies of a swamp to pull from.
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( various ones generally leading into how to manage one's self, but still very helpful. as the title says. he's never heard of swamp witches, but it's not as if that's anything particularly strange. )
Would one built by magic be of any use? Or does it have to be naturally occurring?
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give him a second here to process that.]
You learned magic... from self-help books. And
give him a second here to process that.]</small>
You learned magic... from self-help books. And <igods</i>.
<small>[ what the fuck kid. ]</small>
You are starting to make me sound almost well adjusted. Almost. I did learn magic from a blood thirsty swamp and an avatar for the Coyote so, whatever.
<small>[ Sage thinks about that a moment, honestly:]</small> No idea. I mean, magically contrived one might be interesting, though I might just end up using the magic it is created from rather than the swamp's magic. Wait, does this mean you make a fucking swamp?
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I'm saying I can probably help even if there isn't a decent swamp close by.
( he remembers chase and caleb and how crappy their magic was: burning out their lifespans while being simultaneously addictive as hell. magic all comes at a price, that's a concept he's well familiar with.
but if someone has to be stuck here, there's no reason to make it harder than necessary. )
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there is a pointed arch to his brow as Sage continues to talk, to sort through this new information. ]
That-- uh. Thanks. [ why does he say that like it's hard to get out from behind his teeth?
probably because he says it so rarely.]
From what I have been told, no real swamps around but, uh, I think I am gonna head out and look for myself. Probably tomorrow or something, once I get a better handle on this place.
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( it's not like he can do much of the shit he was doing back home here, nor would he really want to. helping with swamps for swamp witches isn't the worst way to spend his time. )
Billy Kaplan, by the way.
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So I shouldn't call you Sir Wizard666? Damn.
[ HE MEANS IT IN GOOD HUMOR. mostly. ]
Sage Abernathy. I will let you know when I go swamp hunting, Billy.
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( in other circles he goes by wiccan, is it really that different. )
Have fun swamp hunting, Sage.
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[ Sage is laughing as he ends the feed. ]