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[getjackedup]

The festival was cute. Nice little distraction for all of us who got dropped here out of nowhere.

We’re stuck here and have to get used to it. Sure. But who knows the best place to check out fresh foods and spices? I need samples. May as well be eating whatever they give me blindfolded until I know what’s in it. They could be feeding us alien donkey balls for all we know.

Just because we’re stuck in another world doesn’t mean we have to eat like heathens.

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[spellslots]

I see any fake pumpkin and it's getting banished to another plane to suffer for its crimes

[getjackedup]

You are a good man.

[spellslots]

Let's not start spreading rumors now!

[He's terrible tbh]

[getjackedup]

A man who knows his food can't be that terrible. But I'll keep it to myself.

[That is a terrible lie as he is also terrible, but who cares?]