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[getjackedup]

The festival was cute. Nice little distraction for all of us who got dropped here out of nowhere.

We’re stuck here and have to get used to it. Sure. But who knows the best place to check out fresh foods and spices? I need samples. May as well be eating whatever they give me blindfolded until I know what’s in it. They could be feeding us alien donkey balls for all we know.

Just because we’re stuck in another world doesn’t mean we have to eat like heathens.

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[getjackedup]

Then maybe I'm too old. And I don't even like pumpkins. Let's stick to names Taako.

[spellslots]

[Why do so many people get fussy about terms of endearment.]

I think the important thing we gotta take from this is the fact you don't like pumpkin, that's a fucking tragedy. Is it a texture thing or a taste thing?

[Apparently this is important to him.]

[getjackedup]

I come from a world where fake pumpkin spice flavoring is everywhere for half the year. It's a disgusting abomination of flavor assaulting your senses from everywhere.

Ruined my taste for pumpkin ever. I don't need the bad memories.

[spellslots]

Ohhhhh

Wait, how does someone fuck up pumpkin spices that bad? There's like five things in it and they're all good things.

[getjackedup]

Two words. Fake pumpkin. Never put fake anything with real spices. People will know.

[spellslots]

I don't think I actually want to know what fake pumpkin is or how the fuck someone made it happen. The world you come from is fucked up, my dude.

[getjackedup]

That it is. That it is.

They think they can fake any flavor and make it work.

[spellslots]

You're gonna turn me into one of those fucking organic nutjob chefs

[Taako be nice to organic nutjob chefs]

[getjackedup]

I'm not even an organic nut man. It ain't feasible in the world I live in. Too much shit is processed one way or another. Just gotta minimize it where you can.

Like throwing out any fake pumpkin you see.

[spellslots]

I see any fake pumpkin and it's getting banished to another plane to suffer for its crimes

[getjackedup]

You are a good man.

[spellslots]

Let's not start spreading rumors now!

[He's terrible tbh]

[getjackedup]

A man who knows his food can't be that terrible. But I'll keep it to myself.

[That is a terrible lie as he is also terrible, but who cares?]