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[Stephen looks... less than pleased. He's searched the entire Sanctum and sent numerous calls and texts to Loki that all went oh so conveniently unanswered.]

If anyone's seen Loki, let him know I'm looking for him, since he's decided that not answering his phone is a legitimate tactic.

The younger one that lives in the Sanctum and made off with my cloak that is.

[Or what's left of it, anyways.]

And don't bother denying it, I have an eye witness to you rifling through my room.

[Aka he enchanted the mirror and it ratted Loki out right off the bat.]

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[Wong has the best taste, thanks.]

...if you lose a finger I'm not putting it back on for you.

[Aka be careful you nerd!]

[ Airily, ] I could do that myself!

Rest assured, Stephen, things are happening which you cannot stop and they are probably wonderful.

I'll hope for wonderful then. Just don't get yourself eaten while you're out there working your mischief.

Only if Billy tracks me down.

[ W I N K!!! ]

Please, I am the very soul of discretion!

[Loki you are the w o r s t.]

Of course, how could I have assumed anything else?

Will you take care of him? Possibly explain there is no need to root me out or withhold affections upon my return?

[ Be a wingman!! ]

I'll be sure to let him know.

[If anything bad befalls his cloak though, all bets are off!!!]

How is Sam's magical schooling coming along?

So far so good. He's getting pretty good with the spells I set him up with. Might be time to introduce him to some new ones, just have to sort and find the ones that don't end up with horrible side-effects for using them.

[No nightmare calamari or astral ulcers for Sam, okay?]

[ Humming thoughtfully. ]

I know a spell which makes it rain in your bedroom until you figure out how to turn it off, that one teaches determination pretty well. Or despair.

...I'm listening.

[Sam would murder him over that one probably. But still, new spells!!!]

[ Gonna send a text with the incantation. There you go, Stevie. ]

I assume you have separate bedrooms, just in case?

[He's now actually wondering if he could trick babyface into trying the spell out, oops.

Good learning experience?]

Nope I'm clearly going to let him flood my room.

Not that it hasn't happened before but that was an entirely different situation and the perpetrator was trying to murder me not practicing magic.

Who the Hel thought they had a shot at drowning you in your own bedroom? [ Wait ... ] Was it Doom?

Honestly I didn't catch his name. Some D-list warlock who thought he was hot shit because he'd caught an ocean in a bottle.

What a noob! [ It makes hin laugh, pausing in his trekking to take a sip of water from a bottle. ] You do trust me with your cloak, don't you?

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suckstobestrange - 2018-04-17 21:05 (UTC) - Expand

[He's been sitting this one out so far, but now he's going to throw his two cents in.]

First, I have my own house, and second, when I have a pissed off wet bird on my hands, I'm gonna tell him exactly who to dive bomb. Hope you aren't attached to your ears.

I'm definitely withholding affections now.

( because loki's being gross!! )

It issues the wrong Pavlovian message if I'm not rewarded for doing heroic deeds.

Is it heroic if you took something out of someone's room without asking them first to do the heroic thing?

Absolutely.

I was going to go looking for you, but. .

You can stay out there, think about what you've done.

( loki will eventually come back and also: definitely not following him out into the forest after he decided to be an embarrassment in public. )

I will, and I'll be suitably proud of myself on your behalf!

[ Blowing a kiss. ]

Don't get eaten by giant alligator-snakes, dork.

[ Sincerely, he promises, ]

I'll do my best not to.

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