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[hardedged]

[ jessica jones needs a goddamn drink.

she's read over the network, reviewing each and every post in a desperate frenzy to uncover the truth. this plague — it's hit her hard, not physically but emotionally. the infection has spread to someone close to her, and she has no idea what to do.

she hates feeling so ... helpless. ]

i need answers. this epidemic. it's more than just some flu. it's knocking people out. putting them in a goddamn coma.

nothing is working. not water or food or medicine. i don't give a damn if this involves science or magic bullshit. just tell me. how the hell do we wake them up?

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[hardedged]

i'd shove my boot up your ass if you were

[ hilarious. hopefully, she's just joking. (spoiler alert — she's not.) ]

[earlofphantoms]

Really? I've never had someone do that to me before.

{ Vincent, stop. }

[hardedged]

trust me, dumbass, you don't wanna find out

[earlofphantoms]

My name is Vincent. I should have introduced myself before, forgive me. I am the Earl of Phantomhive.

[hardedged]

whatever. is that pretentious title supposed to mean something?

[ this is her version of small talk, vincent. run while you can. ]

[earlofphantoms]

It means I know what is proper and I will adhere to it.

{ Besides - and he probably should have mentioned this - }

I am a happily married man with twin sons.

[hardedged]

not the 1st time i've heard that

[ she's known plenty of "happily married" assholes who have cheated on their wives. hell, she makes a living off of them. ]

[earlofphantoms]

One of my sons is present. I would not change his opinion of me for all the world.

[hardedged]

so you're not a cheating bastard. fine. doesn't mean we're going to make friendship bracelets either.

[earlofphantoms]

I've never made friendship bracelets with anyone.

Have you? { The point.



Vincent's head. }

[hardedged]

[ oh my god. ]

i can't tell if you're just an asshole or if you really are that oblivious

[ maybe both. ]

[earlofphantoms]

{ :D ? }

Who can say? I suppose one can't be both? That would make me interesting, wouldn't it?

[hardedged]

or annoying as hell

[earlofphantoms]

I have been called that before. I admire your honesty!