voice; @j.wick

[adiuvio]

If anyone has a dog or cat that needs taking care of while they're at work or away on a mission, I'd recommend the Riverwoof Doggy Daycare & Pet Café.

The prices are reasonable and the service is good. They took my boy in on short notice, and kindly accommodated my schedule. You can grab a coffee and check in on your pet at the same time.

They've got some animals up for adoption, and they're hiring. Just passing the word along.

[ There's a small flier attached to the message indicating Riverwoof's services and location. ]

Comments

[liquidate]

I know what your name is.

(which means he's just being dry, definitely an unspoken "why are you talking to me"?)

I'm waiting for him to answer. 'Cause you're probably wrong.

[bone_idle]

Yeah, probably.

But what if I'm right? I'm gonna want an apology.

[ Honestly if he's right he's going to be a little surprised, admittedly. Humans would gain a little respect for treating dogs like fellow citizens. ]

[liquidate]

I don't owe you anything.

(upon heaving a great, dramatic sigh,) You people always want something from me, or interrupt me. I'm just trying to ask Wick-san a question.

[adiuvio]

Do you two know each other?

[bone_idle]

Oh hey, he answered. Sup?

[ At least with this being audio only, he won't have to deal with anyone getting up in arms about his appearance. Sounds like he's from Brooklyn, or something. ]

Yeah. Just keepin' him company. So, dog cafes are where dogs go to relax, right?

[adiuvio]

In a manner of speaking.

[bone_idle]

Cool.

[ As for the other matter: ]

And, uh, don't worry about gettin' me to shut up. I can do that myself.

[adiuvio]

See to it that you do.

You're making the kid uncomfortable.

text; @sans.

[bone_idle]

[adiuvio]

[ John's got no response to that. Just know he'll be keeping an eye out. ]

[liquidate]

...

No, not really. I tried to get him to stop talking, but he won't listen to me.

[adiuvio]

Do you need someone to step in?

[liquidate]

(woah, someone's offering to help him out? he has to try, now.)

Uh, yes. Yes, please!

[adiuvio]

I'll give it a shot.