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[eyeforaneye]

(video: @s.uchiha)

[ The video opens to a view of a simple sign in the quarantine’s common language, a dark green background causing the white lettering of “The Coffee Shop” to really pop alongside a graphic of what appears to be some kind of mermaid or siren. Why does this feel like copyright infringement. ]

It’s my understanding that there aren’t many places like this here. [ So comes the voice from behind the camera, view panning to the right and left to showcase the street he’s on and make it clear just where this particular shop is. Only then does he move forward, the small store’s bell jangling as he steps into what can only be described as an immaculate café, the specials written neatly on a chalkboard in Japanese characters on the counter, booths and tables lining the walls, and plants placed stalwartly in the windows like leafy guardians. ]

So it should receive more business. Now that you’re aware, consider spending your extra money here. [ As he finally turns that camera around, revealing a dour young dark-haired man in all his glory. ]

If you need more information, I suppose it can’t be helped. I’ll address concerns.

(action)

[ Feel free to stop in! Expect a quiet one-armed man behind the counter cleaning an already spotless work station in his down time. ]

Comments

[eyeforaneye]

[ Sasuke has just finished totaling the morning's tips when Suigetsu pushes his way into the store, barely looking up.

Then comes the second remark. ]

... Are you talking about the whipped cream I have in stock? You can't have all of it.

[liquidate]

(fingers seeking a pen from the side of the register, already picking at things annoyingly.)

Well, I at least want a mountain of it. How do you charge for whipped cream? If it looks double the normal blob, do you charge double? I've got enough money for five blobs.

[eyeforaneye]

If you don't know how it's charged, don't say you have enough for five times the normal amount. [ Here he pauses, however. ]

Do you really have so little money?

1/2

[liquidate]

I'm allotting myself an amount that will cover five blobs, of course.

It's called being... (what on earth is the word he's looking for.) Fungal? No. Prudal?

...

2/2

[liquidate]

Smart.

(this is not a good demonstration.)

[eyeforaneye]

[ sweet king of hell save me ]

... ah. Prudent. Or frugal. Either way, there's a set charge for extra toppings. In your case I'll just apply it four times over.

[liquidate]

(wiggles excitedly)

Then in that case, I want the caramel frappuccino with five blobs of whipped cream. Hurry, hurry, show me your skills.

[eyeforaneye]

[ It occurs to Sasuke to question if that's truly what Suigetsu wants, given how much whipped cream is the standard. Really, it does.

It also occurs to Sasuke to let him suffer with the consequences of his actions, so he patiently totals up the order before stepping aside to start the process. ] Don't rush it if you want it done right.

[ Which he does. And then he starts adding the first extra blob of whipped cream, one that towers well over the edge of the cup. THEN STARTS ADDING THE SECOND... ]

[liquidate]

...

(th-that's one? holy shit. okay, maybe this was a mistake. but he can't let sasuke know that, he'll get all quietly "i told you so" on him and that's no good. time to play it off. he can eat all of that without a stomach ache... probably...)

Hahaha... Is that all? They could've made the portions larger...

(hahahakillme)