Hey, I wasn't trying to find an excuse. I'm learning. It's just hard when you've never been anywhere near a kitchen for most of your life.

[ But yeah, he wants to learn now. He just... still sucks at it. His problem was he wanted to jump straight into full meals, though. He's learned that it's best to start small for now. He can cook an egg in different ways, boil pasta, and he can manage more basic stir frying mixes. Small victories. ]