Voice post, UN:"Supersenses"

[infestedcouncilpresident]

What's up, I'm Kohaku.

I just want to be absolutely positively sure I understand our situation right now.

We're stuck here, on this weird forest moon, and basically all we have to do is just hang out and maybe get a job. And on top of that, there are NO Deeps and NO subterranean monster attacks here. Just a few dinosaurs.

Oh right, I forgot the dinosaurs. Apparently there are pterodactyls living out in the jungle outside of town?

Like, don't let my smooth late night radio DJ tones fool you, I'm still half a step from freaking out about being lost in another dimension, but...is it just more or is this place is actually really freaking cool?

Comments

[yakyuuman]

Nooo, I didn't see any! Such bad luck! I love dinosaurs... one day I wanted to be just like them before dolphins became cooler!

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Let me tell you you have not known what a real adrenaline rush is until the moment you realize that a DINOSAUR was just swooping at you.

Dolphins, really?

[yakyuuman]

I wish I was there to feel that, seriously, that'd beat a lot of things I went through back home!

Yeah, dolphins! They're awesome! I wanna be like them!

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I think I'd miss the internet too much to like being a dolphin.

[yakyuuman]

Everything has a price I guess! If I turned into a dolphin, maybe I won't be able to play baseball anymore?

... Actually that'd be too sad...

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Shit, dude. I didn't just crush your dreams, did I?

[yakyuuman]

Maybe a little... ummm...

It's just that I never thought about that before! How sad! If Riverview was like my world I could figure something out for sure!

[infestedcouncilpresident]

I'm sorry, man!

Wait what's your world like?

[yakyuuman]

Hmmmmmm... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMM...

...

Try to think about the craziest things that can ever happen to you... like a gag show! That's what my world is about.

[infestedcouncilpresident]

Your world is a gag show?

[yakyuuman]

It'sssss... something like that? I can't describe it with better words! I'm pretty sure nothing about my world can be put into words that make sense! I don't make sense either!