Ronan can't even collect one let alone all

[somnioergosum]

[Ronan opts for video this time. Not that this is a good move, considering he spent a few weeks in a coma and even after a week of recovery, he looks it. He’s paler than usual, which is saying something, visibly tired, and actually has hair on his head, just enough for his dark brown locks to start curling.]

I lost one of my pets. If anyone’s seen a floating pink blob with-- [He sighs and rolls his eyes.] purple flower markings and a huge nose, let me know. He answers to “hey, shitead” and also Hypnopompia.

[He’s about to end this when he pauses, then adds, sincerely...]

If you steal or hurt him, I’ll break your legs.

[OOC: No plans for where his munna is so feel free to make something up/have them see some of Ronan’s nicer dreams.]

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[somnioergosum]

Hell if I know. He eats dreams. I never asked what kind's his favorite.

[11calls]

Hey, I was just asking. No need to be a jerk about.

[somnioergosum]

[There's a sound, one that might normally be missed if not for the fact that he's talking directly into the network. It's the sigh of long suffering assholes everywhere.]

Jesus Mary, what is--

[No. No, Ronan. Focus. Your friend pet needs you.]

Do you want the truth or a lie? He eats dreams. That's your answer.

[11calls]

[Alex is fluent in asshole, so she hears the sigh and offers a softer one of her own before she just asks:]

Have you tried dreaming in the park so they're familiar dreams?

[Alex is going to keep her voice calm and even, typical dealing with an asshole protocol.]

[somnioergosum]

[Ronan's silent for a moment too long. He can't help but picture all the ways that can go wrong. Falling asleep in public once was bad enough-- it's how he got into this mess.

Shying away from risks isn't usually his thing, but this has always been an exception.]

Nah, not a good idea. I think he's sick of my dreams anyway. Some bright and flashy toy is a safer bet. He's dumb enough to eat that shit up.

[11calls]

Okay. I'll see if I can find him anyway. I'm Alex, by the way.

[somnioergosum]

Ronan.

[...Ughh...]

I-- appreciate it.

[The shit he does for his pets.]