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Video Upload + Video + Possible Action. un: p.parker (guest starring Pam)
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PAM — TEST VIDEO ONE
There is a sooort of human-y shaped... robot... in the screen? No, well, it has an apron on. That's literally the only remotely human-y thing about it, with it's multiple arms and little cute wheels and the pans and interesting funnels and — oh, that's a spatula in one hand! Cool. Peter has adjusted the camera feed to record it, clapping his hands together and backing away in the screen. He's got a dope shirt on and his signature hoodie and cuffed pants, and he's ready to LIGHT SHIT UP.
"Okay, here it goes — Hey Pam?"
"Yes, Petey Parker?"
"Wait, wait, I said Peter, Peter is the — did I screw up the voice recogn—"
The video stops for a second.
"Hey Pam?"
"Yes, Sweety Parker?"
"Oh my god no no no, Peter, it's—"
The video stops for a second.
"Hey Pam, can you make some pancakes?"
"Of course, Sweety Parker," she says, and then whirs to life. Peter has apparently given up on trying to make her get the name right, but that's — you know, that can be fixed later. Batter from the fixture on her back moves through a tube and into a funnel and — proceeds to overfill the pan underneath it, getting batter all over the kitchen stove.
"Oh crap!"
PAM — TEST VIDEO TWO
"Hey Pam, can you make some pancakes?"
She gets through the batter funneling thing okay, but then when it's time to FLIP the pancake, it ends up flying up and sticking to the ceiling. Peter stares up with a slack jaw for a moment, and then rubs his face with a groan. Don't worry, he'll crawl up the wall to get that off, but only when the video's off and nobody's around. Cool.
PAM — TEST VIDEO FIVE
This time will be different! Pamela's been fitted with a new arm, and the idea is she flips the pancake from one pan to the other, so both sides can be heated. Peter is much more covered in flour and pancake mix than the last few failures. The only problem is that the piston is too overpowered the first time, so when she flips the pancake onto the other pan, the two pans just VIOLENTLY SMASH TOGETHER AND THE WHOLE ARM COMES OFF.
"Oh my god Pam, are you oka—"
"The pancakes are complete—"
PAM — TEST VIDEO SEVEN
The pancake is thrown unceremoniously at Peter's head.
PAM — TEST VIDEO NINE
Peter hides behind a table he has flipped over for protection. Pamela starts speed-making pancakes. There are too many pancakes. TOO MANY PANCAKES OH MY GOD THEY'RE FLYING NOW—Also note to self, Pam's ability to process the human language is way worse than Siri, because 'Stop making pancakes" apparently sounds like "Top the pancakes", so she shoots blueberries into the mix from the secondary container on her back. It's terrible. But Peter does eat the berries off the counter.
PAM — TEST VIDEO TEN
Pam wheels around in a circle to move towards Peter at the table.
"The pancakes are complete."
Her wheel gets caught on something and she topples completely over, sending pancakes flopping across the surface of the table. Peter winces, looking over the edge and at the fallen machine.
"... Thanks, Pam."
From the floor: "You're welcome, Sweety."]
[Live VIDEO.]
[Peter sits at the table, red in the face with his hands on his temples.]
... That supposed to be a video invitation thing about Bad Movie Night.
Those're — um. Just. Ignore those. Those're just a, a thing for robotics, um. I'm just ironing out the kinks with the AI programming and the... anyway. Since things have been so stressful lately in Riverview, I thought maybe... you guys would like to rent out a school room and watch awful movies next weekend? Just let me know if you wanna hang out there with us, I'm kinda just leaving it an open invitation kind of deal.
I've got Plan 9 From Outer Space? And Birdemic. And you can bring whatever bad movies you want, too. No pressure, though. I've never really done one of these, I usually just watch them with my friend back home, but I figure... spread the love, right? Because man, we can all just take a little break—
[There's something whirring to life off-screen. "Processing command...! Yes, Sweety Parker, I will make the pancakes."
VrOOM SHE'S WHEELING OFF IN THE BACKGROUND, and Peter nearly knocks his chair over to follow her. He slaps for the network device, mostly-offscreen.]
Nononono, Pam, I didn't say—
[End feed.]
((OOC: Action for Communal Kitchen Floor 2 is also totally fine, if you wanna drop in on Pam and Peter, maybe try to get some free pancakes.
Bad movie night might have a log this Saturday, so stay tuned for that possibility.))
PAM — TEST VIDEO ONE
There is a sooort of human-y shaped... robot... in the screen? No, well, it has an apron on. That's literally the only remotely human-y thing about it, with it's multiple arms and little cute wheels and the pans and interesting funnels and — oh, that's a spatula in one hand! Cool. Peter has adjusted the camera feed to record it, clapping his hands together and backing away in the screen. He's got a dope shirt on and his signature hoodie and cuffed pants, and he's ready to LIGHT SHIT UP.
"Okay, here it goes — Hey Pam?"
"Yes, Petey Parker?"
"Wait, wait, I said Peter, Peter is the — did I screw up the voice recogn—"
The video stops for a second.
"Hey Pam?"
"Yes, Sweety Parker?"
"Oh my god no no no, Peter, it's—"
The video stops for a second.
"Hey Pam, can you make some pancakes?"
"Of course, Sweety Parker," she says, and then whirs to life. Peter has apparently given up on trying to make her get the name right, but that's — you know, that can be fixed later. Batter from the fixture on her back moves through a tube and into a funnel and — proceeds to overfill the pan underneath it, getting batter all over the kitchen stove.
"Oh crap!"
PAM — TEST VIDEO TWO
"Hey Pam, can you make some pancakes?"
She gets through the batter funneling thing okay, but then when it's time to FLIP the pancake, it ends up flying up and sticking to the ceiling. Peter stares up with a slack jaw for a moment, and then rubs his face with a groan. Don't worry, he'll crawl up the wall to get that off, but only when the video's off and nobody's around. Cool.
PAM — TEST VIDEO FIVE
This time will be different! Pamela's been fitted with a new arm, and the idea is she flips the pancake from one pan to the other, so both sides can be heated. Peter is much more covered in flour and pancake mix than the last few failures. The only problem is that the piston is too overpowered the first time, so when she flips the pancake onto the other pan, the two pans just VIOLENTLY SMASH TOGETHER AND THE WHOLE ARM COMES OFF.
"Oh my god Pam, are you oka—"
"The pancakes are complete—"
PAM — TEST VIDEO SEVEN
The pancake is thrown unceremoniously at Peter's head.
PAM — TEST VIDEO NINE
Peter hides behind a table he has flipped over for protection. Pamela starts speed-making pancakes. There are too many pancakes. TOO MANY PANCAKES OH MY GOD THEY'RE FLYING NOW—Also note to self, Pam's ability to process the human language is way worse than Siri, because 'Stop making pancakes" apparently sounds like "Top the pancakes", so she shoots blueberries into the mix from the secondary container on her back. It's terrible. But Peter does eat the berries off the counter.
PAM — TEST VIDEO TEN
Pam wheels around in a circle to move towards Peter at the table.
"The pancakes are complete."
Her wheel gets caught on something and she topples completely over, sending pancakes flopping across the surface of the table. Peter winces, looking over the edge and at the fallen machine.
"... Thanks, Pam."
From the floor: "You're welcome, Sweety."]
[Live VIDEO.]
[Peter sits at the table, red in the face with his hands on his temples.]
... That supposed to be a video invitation thing about Bad Movie Night.
Those're — um. Just. Ignore those. Those're just a, a thing for robotics, um. I'm just ironing out the kinks with the AI programming and the... anyway. Since things have been so stressful lately in Riverview, I thought maybe... you guys would like to rent out a school room and watch awful movies next weekend? Just let me know if you wanna hang out there with us, I'm kinda just leaving it an open invitation kind of deal.
I've got Plan 9 From Outer Space? And Birdemic. And you can bring whatever bad movies you want, too. No pressure, though. I've never really done one of these, I usually just watch them with my friend back home, but I figure... spread the love, right? Because man, we can all just take a little break—
[There's something whirring to life off-screen. "Processing command...! Yes, Sweety Parker, I will make the pancakes."
VrOOM SHE'S WHEELING OFF IN THE BACKGROUND, and Peter nearly knocks his chair over to follow her. He slaps for the network device, mostly-offscreen.]
Nononono, Pam, I didn't say—
[End feed.]
((OOC: Action for Communal Kitchen Floor 2 is also totally fine, if you wanna drop in on Pam and Peter, maybe try to get some free pancakes.
Bad movie night might have a log this Saturday, so stay tuned for that possibility.))
video # un: skyenet
Sure thing, Sweety Parker. Should we set up a GoFundMe for syrup too, or does your robot come prepared?
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[This is the worst day of my whole liFE.
(Not remotely but I can be dramatic.)]
It — uh, it actually does! She just hasn't had the chance to use it yet, because...
Well, once she can put pancakes on a plate on a table, we're in business.
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Listen, I'm not the one who programmed the robot to call you pet names. Don't blame me for this.
( not that he was, technically, but. logic and reasoning! )
Can she put pancakes directly into my mouth? Because I'd be into that.
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That would be a real sight to see.
... I'd be kinda scared to trial run it, though.
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( yes it can. )
I'll totally sign a waiver or whatever, just pancake me.
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I'd probably use myself as the guinea pig, first. That's just what a good mad scientist would do, right?
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( sounds fake, peter. )
Are you taking a nosedive into b-movie villainy now? Should I start working on your new alter ego?
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A new alter ego would be pretty cool, though. I'm just not sure mine would be very intimidating in general. I get spare parts out of trash cans.
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( that's what the kids do dot gif )
Garbage Man... I don't know if that's really an upgrade from your current shtick.
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[A pause.]
... Garbage Man is almost intimidating.
[In a false Batman voice:]
"I'm gonna take you out, like the trash!"
rip bathroom school
You are, like, actually getting food to eat and stuff, right? You're not just blowing all your money on web shooters and tech?
( skye learned how to budget by the skin of her teeth. it's admittedly a little easier to do when you have no one else to teach you, when not budgeting means not eating or having a roof over your head — even if it's just a shitty motel roof for twenty bucks a night. )
I'm not calling you Garbage Man either, dude.
RIP my ability to post without typoing
Like... having to replace stuff in the kitchen when your robot... breaks them.
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Have you considered maybe testing your robots in places where they won't break all your stuff when things go wrong? Like, I don't know, a lab or something? I'm sure this place has to have a Geek Squad.
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[sweats and smiles????]
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Does Iron Man not have a workshop he can loan you? Maybe a burner plate or something instead of your stove?
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He's probably got a lot he's doing, and it's just a pancake robot. And I don't know, I'm... bad... at asking for stuff like that? Parkers are kinda bad at asking for stuff. We're real self-sufficient that way.
[peter there are only two of you left]
what the heck is panckage? we just don't know.
Even if your robot's just flippin' frickin' flapstacks, that's still worlds better than any robot I can make. Don't be so shitty to yourself, you know?
( LOVE YOURSELF, PETER PARKER. )
this is what happens when you goof on bathroom school
He fidgets, itching his nose.]
I'm not! [He kinda is sometimes.] She's a great robot. I'd never totally diss Pam after she's made me pancakes. And I'll ask more. If I can experiment more in actual lab areas, I mean.
#rude
Make great robots in other people's kitchens. Like Tony Stark's. Destroy his kitchen instead.
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