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riverview2018-06-24 04:21 pm
madeupnames) wrote in riverview2018-06-24 04:21 pm
Video Upload + Video + Possible Action. un: p.parker (guest starring Pam)
[ >> VIDEOS SUCCESSFULLY UPLOADED TO NETWORK.
PAM — TEST VIDEO ONE
There is a sooort of human-y shaped... robot... in the screen? No, well, it has an apron on. That's literally the only remotely human-y thing about it, with it's multiple arms and little cute wheels and the pans and interesting funnels and — oh, that's a spatula in one hand! Cool. Peter has adjusted the camera feed to record it, clapping his hands together and backing away in the screen. He's got a dope shirt on and his signature hoodie and cuffed pants, and he's ready to LIGHT SHIT UP.
"Okay, here it goes — Hey Pam?"
"Yes, Petey Parker?"
"Wait, wait, I said Peter, Peter is the — did I screw up the voice recogn—"
The video stops for a second.
"Hey Pam?"
"Yes, Sweety Parker?"
"Oh my god no no no, Peter, it's—"
The video stops for a second.
"Hey Pam, can you make some pancakes?"
"Of course, Sweety Parker," she says, and then whirs to life. Peter has apparently given up on trying to make her get the name right, but that's — you know, that can be fixed later. Batter from the fixture on her back moves through a tube and into a funnel and — proceeds to overfill the pan underneath it, getting batter all over the kitchen stove.
"Oh crap!"
PAM — TEST VIDEO TWO
"Hey Pam, can you make some pancakes?"
She gets through the batter funneling thing okay, but then when it's time to FLIP the pancake, it ends up flying up and sticking to the ceiling. Peter stares up with a slack jaw for a moment, and then rubs his face with a groan. Don't worry, he'll crawl up the wall to get that off, but only when the video's off and nobody's around. Cool.
PAM — TEST VIDEO FIVE
This time will be different! Pamela's been fitted with a new arm, and the idea is she flips the pancake from one pan to the other, so both sides can be heated. Peter is much more covered in flour and pancake mix than the last few failures. The only problem is that the piston is too overpowered the first time, so when she flips the pancake onto the other pan, the two pans just VIOLENTLY SMASH TOGETHER AND THE WHOLE ARM COMES OFF.
"Oh my god Pam, are you oka—"
"The pancakes are complete—"
PAM — TEST VIDEO SEVEN
The pancake is thrown unceremoniously at Peter's head.
PAM — TEST VIDEO NINE
Peter hides behind a table he has flipped over for protection. Pamela starts speed-making pancakes. There are too many pancakes. TOO MANY PANCAKES OH MY GOD THEY'RE FLYING NOW—Also note to self, Pam's ability to process the human language is way worse than Siri, because 'Stop making pancakes" apparently sounds like "Top the pancakes", so she shoots blueberries into the mix from the secondary container on her back. It's terrible. But Peter does eat the berries off the counter.
PAM — TEST VIDEO TEN
Pam wheels around in a circle to move towards Peter at the table.
"The pancakes are complete."
Her wheel gets caught on something and she topples completely over, sending pancakes flopping across the surface of the table. Peter winces, looking over the edge and at the fallen machine.
"... Thanks, Pam."
From the floor: "You're welcome, Sweety."]
[Live VIDEO.]
[Peter sits at the table, red in the face with his hands on his temples.]
... That supposed to be a video invitation thing about Bad Movie Night.
Those're — um. Just. Ignore those. Those're just a, a thing for robotics, um. I'm just ironing out the kinks with the AI programming and the... anyway. Since things have been so stressful lately in Riverview, I thought maybe... you guys would like to rent out a school room and watch awful movies next weekend? Just let me know if you wanna hang out there with us, I'm kinda just leaving it an open invitation kind of deal.
I've got Plan 9 From Outer Space? And Birdemic. And you can bring whatever bad movies you want, too. No pressure, though. I've never really done one of these, I usually just watch them with my friend back home, but I figure... spread the love, right? Because man, we can all just take a little break—
[There's something whirring to life off-screen. "Processing command...! Yes, Sweety Parker, I will make the pancakes."
VrOOM SHE'S WHEELING OFF IN THE BACKGROUND, and Peter nearly knocks his chair over to follow her. He slaps for the network device, mostly-offscreen.]
Nononono, Pam, I didn't say—
[End feed.]
((OOC: Action for Communal Kitchen Floor 2 is also totally fine, if you wanna drop in on Pam and Peter, maybe try to get some free pancakes.
Bad movie night might have a log this Saturday, so stay tuned for that possibility.))
PAM — TEST VIDEO ONE
There is a sooort of human-y shaped... robot... in the screen? No, well, it has an apron on. That's literally the only remotely human-y thing about it, with it's multiple arms and little cute wheels and the pans and interesting funnels and — oh, that's a spatula in one hand! Cool. Peter has adjusted the camera feed to record it, clapping his hands together and backing away in the screen. He's got a dope shirt on and his signature hoodie and cuffed pants, and he's ready to LIGHT SHIT UP.
"Okay, here it goes — Hey Pam?"
"Yes, Petey Parker?"
"Wait, wait, I said Peter, Peter is the — did I screw up the voice recogn—"
The video stops for a second.
"Hey Pam?"
"Yes, Sweety Parker?"
"Oh my god no no no, Peter, it's—"
The video stops for a second.
"Hey Pam, can you make some pancakes?"
"Of course, Sweety Parker," she says, and then whirs to life. Peter has apparently given up on trying to make her get the name right, but that's — you know, that can be fixed later. Batter from the fixture on her back moves through a tube and into a funnel and — proceeds to overfill the pan underneath it, getting batter all over the kitchen stove.
"Oh crap!"
PAM — TEST VIDEO TWO
"Hey Pam, can you make some pancakes?"
She gets through the batter funneling thing okay, but then when it's time to FLIP the pancake, it ends up flying up and sticking to the ceiling. Peter stares up with a slack jaw for a moment, and then rubs his face with a groan. Don't worry, he'll crawl up the wall to get that off, but only when the video's off and nobody's around. Cool.
PAM — TEST VIDEO FIVE
This time will be different! Pamela's been fitted with a new arm, and the idea is she flips the pancake from one pan to the other, so both sides can be heated. Peter is much more covered in flour and pancake mix than the last few failures. The only problem is that the piston is too overpowered the first time, so when she flips the pancake onto the other pan, the two pans just VIOLENTLY SMASH TOGETHER AND THE WHOLE ARM COMES OFF.
"Oh my god Pam, are you oka—"
"The pancakes are complete—"
PAM — TEST VIDEO SEVEN
The pancake is thrown unceremoniously at Peter's head.
PAM — TEST VIDEO NINE
Peter hides behind a table he has flipped over for protection. Pamela starts speed-making pancakes. There are too many pancakes. TOO MANY PANCAKES OH MY GOD THEY'RE FLYING NOW—Also note to self, Pam's ability to process the human language is way worse than Siri, because 'Stop making pancakes" apparently sounds like "Top the pancakes", so she shoots blueberries into the mix from the secondary container on her back. It's terrible. But Peter does eat the berries off the counter.
PAM — TEST VIDEO TEN
Pam wheels around in a circle to move towards Peter at the table.
"The pancakes are complete."
Her wheel gets caught on something and she topples completely over, sending pancakes flopping across the surface of the table. Peter winces, looking over the edge and at the fallen machine.
"... Thanks, Pam."
From the floor: "You're welcome, Sweety."]
[Live VIDEO.]
[Peter sits at the table, red in the face with his hands on his temples.]
... That supposed to be a video invitation thing about Bad Movie Night.
Those're — um. Just. Ignore those. Those're just a, a thing for robotics, um. I'm just ironing out the kinks with the AI programming and the... anyway. Since things have been so stressful lately in Riverview, I thought maybe... you guys would like to rent out a school room and watch awful movies next weekend? Just let me know if you wanna hang out there with us, I'm kinda just leaving it an open invitation kind of deal.
I've got Plan 9 From Outer Space? And Birdemic. And you can bring whatever bad movies you want, too. No pressure, though. I've never really done one of these, I usually just watch them with my friend back home, but I figure... spread the love, right? Because man, we can all just take a little break—
[There's something whirring to life off-screen. "Processing command...! Yes, Sweety Parker, I will make the pancakes."
VrOOM SHE'S WHEELING OFF IN THE BACKGROUND, and Peter nearly knocks his chair over to follow her. He slaps for the network device, mostly-offscreen.]
Nononono, Pam, I didn't say—
[End feed.]
((OOC: Action for Communal Kitchen Floor 2 is also totally fine, if you wanna drop in on Pam and Peter, maybe try to get some free pancakes.
Bad movie night might have a log this Saturday, so stay tuned for that possibility.))
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[ Wait. He pauses and goes pensive for a bit. ]
Though it depends on the person since I'll manage to climb that mountain up in like ten minutes...
[ Physically, he would. ]
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[ Legit flailing! He can't believe he lost track of it! ]
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You look under the couch?
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[ Jyushimatsu breezes out of view, but you can hear the sound of stuff dropping to the floor and then a loud BOEH suddenly screamed in the background.
He comes back into view, crawling from below the camera and looking absolutely pained. ]
I didn't find it but now I think one of my head injuries reopened! [ Yay? ]
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Is there someone there who can help you with that?
[PLEASE DON'T DIE OF A HEAD INJURY BECAUSE OF ME???]
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[ He says, as a small fountain of blood sprinkles from the top right side of his head. ]
Honestly, I survived with worse! You'll see me at the movie night back in one piece!
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[His voice is an octave higher, thanks, Jyushi.]
You're bleeding everywhere! That's not normal!
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[ Why are there three Peters on screen now? Hm, strange. If his eyelids weren't rapidly going heavy he would interrogate Peter about such a mystery. ]
Uh, well, guess I can take a short nap? See you this weekend... all three of you!
[ Jyushimatsu pauses, still smiling despite the blood streaming down his face. ]
Oh and tell Pam-chan she's cute and deserves a vacation for working hard! ... Goodnight... muscle... hustle...
[ He collapses, disappearing from the screen, and forgets to shut off the feed in the process.
Bye Felicia.
(He'll live) ]
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Hey! Hey, don't pass out!?
Hey, what's your brother's username so I can tell them to come help you?
[IS HE GONNA HAVE TO CALL 911......]
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There will be radio silence on the other side, but at least after a couple minutes Peter can hear the sound of... snoring, and it gets louder and louder because the guy is a fucking broken motorboat when he sleeps.
That's reassuring I guess??? ]
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He's just gonna dial the equivalent of 911 to check up on you, cool?
Cool.]