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[dothelokimotion]

What would you consider to be unforgivable?

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[dothelokimotion]

No.

[ The answer is an obvious yes but Loki isn't going to bother lying properly. ]

Thor took another pet frog from me.

[ . . . okay maybe he could. ]

[bottombitch]

wh-SERIOUSLY?!

[ Thor, what the hell?! Leave poor Loki alone! Aoba has absolutely no idea how wrong he is, but dammit -- this is one hell of a running gag. ]

what the heck?
that's so mean?!

...

you should totally get back at him

[dothelokimotion]

How do you propose I do that?

[bottombitch]

um let me think

...

...

...

hey aren't YOU the god of playing tricks on people?
why are you asking me

[ It's because Aoba can't come up with anything. ]

[dothelokimotion]

Because I am curious and always open to suggestions.

1.3

[bottombitch]

[ UH SOUNDS FAKE BUT OK ]

2.3

[bottombitch]

[ ...he's thinking about it. after all, if someone had stolen ren from him, he'd be super pissed. payback would have to happen.

so what would he do if someone stole ren? ]

3.3 DEEP BREATH...

[bottombitch]

i could make him be afraid of frogs for a day

[dothelokimotion]

[ huh. ]

How?

[bottombitch]

um

...magic?

[ AOBA'S JUST CALLING IT THAT BECAUSE HE KNOWS YOU USE MAGIC. ]

[dothelokimotion]

Fair enough.

I will consider your generous offer.

[bottombitch]

uh... but

won't he want to kick my ass after?

[ That would really kind of suck?! ]

[dothelokimotion]

I'll be sure you can escape without an ass-kicking.

[bottombitch]

okay then
hopefully he'll do the right thing and return your frog!

[ Aoba's good intentions and too-trusting behavior is a recipe for disaster. ]

let me know when you decide and i can get to work

[dothelokimotion]

I will keep you informed.

[bottombitch]

what was the frog's name, anyway?

your pet frog

[dothelokimotion]

Frog.

[bottombitch]

[ Frog. Jesus Christ. ]

...you just reminded me of this other guy i knew back home just now

[dothelokimotion]

Who?

[bottombitch]

this guy mink
pretty anti-social
actually he was kind of an escaped criminal and did some shady stuff?

bad at naming pets

[ AOBA HE WAS A LEADER OF A GANG THAT DID TERRORIST SHIT ]

he named his bird 'bird'.

[dothelokimotion]

The resemblance is uncanny.

[bottombitch]

[ mentally trying to reconcile said resemblances. ]

...wait
actually now that you mention it

you did that magical hostile takeover stunt a while back

i can't believe i almost forgot about that

[dothelokimotion]

It is impressive how short-lived people's memories are when it comes to domination.

[bottombitch]

yeah well it was just a joke

those guys who kidnapped a bunch of people though
they weren't messing around

[dothelokimotion]

No. People rarely put on performances when they make a point.