[ text | un: trickster ]

[dothelokimotion]

What would you consider to be unforgivable?

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text; un: son.ova

[massivesword]

Stealing the last slice. That's just not cool.

[dothelokimotion]

Slice of what?

[massivesword]

What?

The only thing worth having every slice of, man! Pizza!

[dothelokimotion]

[ Loki tries to recall if he's had pizza before. Probably??? Taako's more into sweets though. ]

Is it that good?

[massivesword]

It's only the best food ever invented. Next to a good strawberry sundae.

[dothelokimotion]

That seems like a high bar.

[massivesword]

I dunno what food you're used to, but it won't hold up to a classic extra pepperoni. Guaranteed.

[dothelokimotion]

And how will you prove such a thing?

[massivesword]

Well, you clearly haven't tried one yet. Otherwise you wouldn't be asking that.

[dothelokimotion]

It is possible that I've tried it and forgotten about it.

[massivesword]

No way. You can't have had it before.

I told you, man. It's the best thing in the universe. You'd know if you had some.

[dothelokimotion]

I don't think much of what I eat for the most part.

[massivesword]

There's your problem. You just haven't had the real good stuff. If it's that boring and forgettable you haven't been living.

[dothelokimotion]

If you say so. I don't think I mind that very much either.

[massivesword]

Well, that's what happens when you don't know what you've been missing. You think everything is all right and maybe that's normal. But once you have it, your whole world expands. You'd be kickin yourself if you tried it for waitin so long.

[dothelokimotion]

. . .


Are you sure we're talking about food.

[massivesword]

What else would we be talking about?

[dothelokimotion]

I don't normally meet people who wax poetically about food.

[massivesword]

Yeah? What do people you know usually talk about?

[dothelokimotion]

Topics that have more weight, obviously.

[massivesword]

How much does an elephant weigh?

[dothelokimotion]

Please leave.

[massivesword]

What? You asked for weight.

[dothelokimotion]

Leave.

[massivesword]

Or what?