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[dothelokimotion]

What would you consider to be unforgivable?

Comments

[armcollector]

no city is a real city until it has a parkouring community, and i wont rest until this city has one
run by someone else
i dont want to parkour i just want the security of knowing its out there

[dothelokimotion]

You have some very strong feelings about this.

[armcollector]

parkour is a cornerstone of society!!!
anyway this is a really stupid conversation
my names magnus, did i not say that

[dothelokimotion]

Magnus.

[ of course it was. ]

I know who you are.

[armcollector]

oh. cool. wonderful
i'll never get tired of that
are we friends?

[dothelokimotion]

You could say that.

Taako is my friend.

[armcollector]

oh cool! that's not as bad as i thought, i thought this was a memory thing again
well i like taako's friends, he knows how to pick them
(obviously, since we're bffs)

[dothelokimotion]

You think so?

I wasn't sure if I made a good first impression.

[ loki had shown magnus an illusion of him naked. ]

[armcollector]

[WELP. MAGNUS DOESN'T REMEMBER ALL THAT, SO...]

i mean, this isn't the worst first impression? a little too skeptical of parkour, but plenty of good people are

[dothelokimotion]

I'm not much of a good person.

[armcollector]

but youre taakos friend? hes got like. actual standards.
which is more than can be said for me
as long as you dont fuck with him or any of my other friends im good

[dothelokimotion]

That doesn't sound quite right. We all know quite a bit of fuckery occurs within the group.

[armcollector]

are you talking about ipre?
i mean... yeah
i'm oversimplifying my capacity for bullshit, the point is, like i said there's a lot i'll forgive rather than begrudge you for
are you NICE to taako? or are you just like, a huge dick and arent actually his friend and are just saying shit

[dothelokimotion]

I'm never nice to Taako.

But he's used to that.

[armcollector]

i cant tell if youre fucking with me or just really hate yourself
i wont stand for either at any rate

[dothelokimotion]

You won't stand for me hating myself?

[armcollector]

yeah thats kind of my deal
whats your name anyway you didnt share it, this is completely onesided

[dothelokimotion]

[ That . . . he doesn't know what to make of that. Perhaps that's why Loki spent so much time avoiding Magnus before. His self-loathing is an old coat that he wears, though it seems to cling to him of late. This post being a clear sign of that. ]

I am Loki.

[armcollector]

well loki
i look forward to a mutually beneficial friendship

[You're Friended now. There's no escape.]

[dothelokimotion]

Those exist?

It sounds as imaginary as parkour.

[armcollector]

they do when you're friends with me!!!

[dothelokimotion]

I'll believe it when I see it.

[armcollector]

well!
you will!!
!!!!

end there?

[dothelokimotion]

We shall see.

sounds good!

[armcollector]

so we shall!