[TEXT: South.of.Nowhere]

[whosthemonsternow]

 Does anyone wanna do some hardcore sparring? 

And by that I mean; does anyone wanna spend a good week soaking a bruised up body after I toss you around a mat? 

Comments

[11calls]

Oh wow. That's impressive.

[whosthemonsternow]

Oh yea, it's pretty great. Walk in the park really, I'm used to much more challenging enemies back home.

[Cocky and bragging, as usual. Sorry not sorry]

[11calls]

How long have you been here?

[Alex doesn't really mind that, she deals with it often enough.]

[whosthemonsternow]

Nearly a year now

[South likes to be a cocky shit, so...]

[11calls]

Oh cool. I'm surprised I haven't met you before. I'm Alex, by the way! Alex Reagan.

[whosthemonsternow]

I've been really busy with missions and shit. I'm South, pretty awesome guard, might hear the name around

[11calls]

Nice to meet you, South. And I'm sure I will, because if nothing else, I work for the news service!

[whosthemonsternow]

Oh shit, am I on the record? I'm mostly joking.

[11calls]

[That makes her laugh.]

Don't worry about it, you're just talking to me. When I'm in reporter mode, you'll know it.

[Because she's ten thousand times nosier.]

[whosthemonsternow]

Well if you ever want to do a story on how awesome of a guard I am, I'm good for that.

[Because she has to let her ego out a little- or a lot]

[11calls]

I'll remember that if my boss ever wants a piece like that. Thanks!

[whosthemonsternow]

Can give some info about some of the beasties out there if you need it too. Or escort you on a trip past the walls if you want.

[11calls]

I've never actually been outside of the wall. That might be a good idea.

[Or one that Richard will scream at her about, but hey, investigators gotta investigate and all of that.]

[whosthemonsternow]

Seriously! I thought investigators were supposed to be, like, curious and shit. Wanna see all of the stuff they can. You definitely have to make a trip out.

[11calls]

[Alex is just going to raise a brow at the critique of her investigational skills and shrug for a moment.]

I have found plenty to investigate here, actually. Like capturing the culprit who was the one who actually released the tech and magic virus that infected half the city and the cultists who kidnapped us. I'm sure I'll get beyond the wall at some point.

[Like in the next month when she goes trapising off into the woods for some ghosts.]

[whosthemonsternow]

I mean, it helps, not knocking what you do bud, but I'd think your type would be the first itching to see beyond the walls.