002 # text # un: skyenet

[evite]

[ do you know what happens when it's late and raining too hard for a girl to go down to the garage to work on her own personal episode of pimp my ride? late night text posts happen. this time, it's a shit post. sorry, not sorry. ]

riverview, we need to have a talk.

[ it's very serious. ]

att: are you fucking kidding me.jpg
if i could give this zero stars, i would.

Comments

[shoplifter]

I think those kind of children like most candy, but they would definitely like to know.

I personally enjoy bubblegum tape. Have you tried it?

[evite]

you mean have i put six feet of ultra sugary pink gum ribbon in my mouth at once?
hell yeah, i have

[shoplifter]

That seems like a choking hazard.

But a very worthwhile risk.

[laura, skye, no]

[evite]

if you're not almost choking on it, does it really count?

[ that could definitely... mean something else... ]

[shoplifter]

[You're lucky I'm 12 and can't call you out on your Freud shit, Skye.]

You can also use the wad of gum to stick things in hiding places.
Like under a chair or bed.

[evite]

can't you also just bury shit you want to hide?
it's not like the moon is lacking for easily lifted dirt

[ #orphanproblems ]

[shoplifter]

I don't see why not. It would just harder to explain why I am leaving the apartments with a shovel.

[She might as well have added a ':3c' at the end of that.]