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[evite]

[ do you know what happens when it's late and raining too hard for a girl to go down to the garage to work on her own personal episode of pimp my ride? late night text posts happen. this time, it's a shit post. sorry, not sorry. ]

riverview, we need to have a talk.

[ it's very serious. ]

att: are you fucking kidding me.jpg
if i could give this zero stars, i would.

Comments

[thestarling]

No Hogwarts, sadly. But I am English, so that may be close enough.

[evite]

oh, fancy that! pip pip cheerio etc etc etc

i have a few redcoats back home, actually
they'd probably try to disown me for that joke

[thestarling]

I've heard worse. American?

[evite]

you got me.
sorry, i can't promise the jokes get any better from here

[thestarling]

Go on, then. Regale me.

[evite]

what does the loch ness monster eat?

[thestarling]

Drunken Scotsmen?

[evite]

no
fish and ships


:)

[thestarling]

That is pretty impressively terrible.