002 # text # un: skyenet

[evite]

[ do you know what happens when it's late and raining too hard for a girl to go down to the garage to work on her own personal episode of pimp my ride? late night text posts happen. this time, it's a shit post. sorry, not sorry. ]

riverview, we need to have a talk.

[ it's very serious. ]

att: are you fucking kidding me.jpg
if i could give this zero stars, i would.

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[acuerdo]

calm down. i'm not planning on going anywhere near it.
who knows what kind of weird shit you're into.

[wow she must really care about him. he gets a free cookie.yay.]

you can't even fork over a few to pay for a cookie for me? damn.

[evite]

moon google knows everyone's dirty little secrets
even yours

[ who knows what kind of weird shit he's into. ]

says the cranky dude who threatened to jack up my baby for kicks

[acuerdo]

no dirty secrets here.
definitely nothing worth googling.

[moonlit drives and spicy foods. hardly anything to write home about.]

i wasn't really going to. and besides, i was gonna pay you for the cookie.
if you're not already done, could you get me a coffee too?

[evite]

no can do.

[ she already got it. black coffee, just like his soul. yada yada. ]

i'm not bringing you coffee to the shop like some errand runner girlfriend, though
you can meet me halfway