I wasn't planning on drinking. I just kinda met these two girls and they were all going to a thing, and I was walking home from a thing and they were clearly too drunk to be alone, and so I went to watch out for them on their walk, and they gave me drinks when I got there and I was thinking about doing it anyway and — here we are!

[He fans his hands out, but the phone is on one, so the feed just kind of wildly flops around in the grand gesture before returning to normal.]

It's really great out, isn't it? Really nice weather.