video;

[He's not gonna say what his middle name is, because if he says it, he'll think more of Ben, and if he thinks more of Ben he's gonna start crying — like, he will seriously cry, don't even think otherwise. He stands there thinking for a long moment, squinting ahead like he's trying to decide if Mr. Calhoun is to be obeyed right now.]

I'm safely safe, Mr. Calhoun. I'm really good on my feet.

Check it out —

[He does a backflip, re-landing on the ledge. Are you having a heart attack yet from this?]