The best drunk food. And I did go to college, Peter. My best friend there [And back home still, even if she's still a bit ticked off at him.] he was someone who never met anything he couldn't drink or smoke. So I spent a lot of time drunk babysitting.

And being drunk myself I suppose. But you grow out of it.

[And now drink scotch or grappa and have to hold an argument because your partner can be kind of a dick occasionally.]

Do you want me to meet you for a cheeseburger somewhere?

[Also known as get the fuck off the roof, Peter.]