I am, and you're a mortal, and we both sleep two beds away from each other at night. What a wild ride life is.

[ It's been so long since he didn't have to explain what he was. Ordinarily, mortals rationalise his godhood away into the status of an alien, which isn't accurate at all. Ivar is refreshingly precise, unmuddled by science. ]

Have you met none of the other Aesir? Thor's usually quite chatty with Midgardians.